ruining my life one day at a time

life sucks and my dad hates me welcome to tumblr

[eco-socialism]

[zenosanalytic]

Fun Fact: the US military is actually EXEMPTED from safe-disposal and antipollution laws, and this is actually how we ended up getting official confirmation of the existence of Area 51 under Bill Clinton; the Air Force was forcing soldiers to handle without safety gear(!) and Burn(!!) Toxic Waste(!!!) and, Of Fucking Course, that gave them all sorts of exotic cancers which killed them painfully, leading to a lawsuit from their families.

So... THAT is the sort of shit the US government uses all that UFO malarkey to coverup, which I’d humbly ask you to consider the next time the History Channel breathlessly tells you the Navy is “Confirming” UFOs exist.

[acotars]

Rowan followed her, as he had his entire life, long before they had ever met, before their souls had sparked into existence. “To whatever end, Fireheart.”

fandom family edit for @emmacrdelia

[hella1975]

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

[ashes-and-ashes]

the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”

[fictionalcharactersaremyreality]

okay so i finished bridgeton and I NEED a cute old england caste drama exactly like it

options???

[rumwik]

It has arrived!

[arctic-hands]

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

[the-davest-of-uncles]

I was going back and forth myself.

[mornington-the-crescent]

You can’t let a post like this just slink past you.

[fictionalcharactersaremyreality]

yayyy this post is bouncing back!

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

Just saw a guy with a league of Legends hoodie…… bye

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

ok but hun…you recognised it

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

I hate this post

[croutoncat]

Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?

possibly 

[wodkat]

I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60

[determinate-negation]

[fictionalcharactersaremyreality]

if i get one more “Thank you for applying...” “I regret to inform you...” email i WILL end it all

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[tiktoks-we-like]

[friendraichu]

some boys be out here dismantling toxic masculinity one tiktok at a time

[marvel-leviathan]

This is what ‘boys will be boys’ should mean

[teacupfulofstarshine]

this is me and my bffs

[hyrude]

[cloudybakery]

Everyone says Riverdale is the most batshit show but Glee walked shitfaced out of the bar so Riverdale could run into oncoming traffic

[odinsblog]

[cat-hoarder]

Great idea until you have 7th graders in Florida picking your president…. I’m not sure that the people that actually agree to this idea understand that kids would just vote how their parents would because no seventh grader has more than two brain cells. I was in seventh grade when the 2016 election happened, and holy fuck you do not want those kids picking your President, let alone having rights in general

[odinsblog]

So then maybe, as was the point of this post, maybe the court system shouldn’t be executing 7th graders (most of whom are disproportionately black and brown people)? Because if you don’t think they’re mature enough to vote and pick a president, then I’m guessing that they aren’t mature enough to be tried as adults and then executed???

[scottandhiskind]

[georgianadesign]

[dopeeeeeeshxt]

Ayeeee

[lightspeedsound]

Adorable, beautiful magic

[green-loaf]

Guys, I think I might be gay

[liverie]

[circespigfarm]

[crittizen]

The look on her face when she realizes

[aegri-somnia-vana]

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

[lost-clause]

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

[shoppai19pai]

Either this person is trans and took the amazing opportunity to play it cool and making this girl’s propoganda the opposite of what she wanted or this cis person pretended to be trans to ruin this girl’s propaganda video and either way I’m fucking living while trans for it

[imaplatypus-art]

A good boy taking a well deserved nap

[witchofthegermanforest]

A napping Platypus?

[therealslimshady]

[witchofthegermanforest]

PERRY THE NAPPING PLATYPUS!

[fictionalcharactersaremyreality]