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penelope is stronger than colin because she was able to hold all that ache in for years, meanwhile colin pined for her for weeks and was already so alcoholic and lonely and on the brink of just fully falling apart. she really might have fallen first, but boy did he fall harder. never change colin bridgerton

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so, so valid of anthony to barely be in this season because he canonically can’t stop fucking his wife long enough to be a functioning member of society

sirena-de-lunas

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

beguilingcorpse

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

stars-bean

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) dir. John Lounsbery and Wolfgang Reitherman

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cobbbvanth

#blessed boop day to all who celebrate

phosphorus-noodles

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

professionalchaoticdumbass

It's the 🕒ides of 📅march😲🙀😯😮🙀! Julius🎇🥗Caesar🥗 has been ☠💀dead💀☠ for 2,000📅🧮 slutty🍑💦, slutty🍆💦 years after🕑 being 🕳🍌penetrated🕳🍌 from 🥴behind👈 twenty-three2️⃣3️⃣ times⏱. Grab🤛 your daggers🗡🗡🗡, whores💃🕺, and 💦come💦 kill a Roman 😫🍆dick🍆😫tator today📅😄!