Jasper did so much wrong

it's another twilight blog bitch

[nadjasnandor]

I feel kind of bad because, you know, my- my best friend, he actually got me this gym membership, and I don’t really use it, so… Uh, he’s called Guillermo, by the way.

[katsafaria]

Stop removing Lady Dimitrescu’s wrinkles and stretch marks/scars/blemishes. Stop making her super skinny, because clearly she is not. Stop de-aging Lady Dimitrescu. She is a mature woman and her wrinkles/blemishes are part of her beauty. Literally stop removing those features.

[tohellwiththeceremony-deactivat]

[3dgeduke]

[deseshmode]

@bloodbuff

[twistedkey]

edward trying to explain how he stopped the van

[robrpatz]

Robert Pattinson and Matt Reeves at the Warner Bros. Studios in Burbank, Los Angeles ( 30th August 2021)

[adenali]

We're all aware that ALL the Denali's are bisexual right? AND all the ladies are tops??

[buffysummers]

Kristen Stewart on the red carpet of Pablo Larraín’s SPENCER at the 78th Venice International Film Festival on September 3rd, 2021

[inthemiddleofmymidnight]

[inthemiddleofmymidnight]

“Tell Edward how it hurts! Tell him to avenge you! Tell him! Tell him!”

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[langblrwhy]

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[amanita-muscaria-things]

I just love him, your honor

[abigaillazaar]

Dark greetings of the night to all the members of the Vampiric Council, from all the continents, gathered here together on… Staten Island. O-On Staten Island.

[plaguedocboi]

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

[plague-masks-n-mushrooms]

*emits a cloud of toxic spores*

[plaguedocboi]

Well there’s no need to be dramatic

[bowling-with-skulls]

i physically had to draw this

[soliddaddy96]

anybody wanna get gay married in this fit 😳😳😳

[miss-sagemoon]

Red is such a good color for these, full of energy and strength!

[soliddaddy96]

Just what I was thinking! Red also means kindness and warmth :)

[cleverclove]

Why, it’s backed up by science! Red also represents strong desire and love, perfect for a wedding :D this is gonna be bloody spectacular!!!

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[imwiththevampires]

Alice “werewolves are not good company to keep” Cullen: “bella, you have to come to italy right now to save my brother from the oldest, most intimidating vampires in existence even though they’ll try to kill you for simply knowing said brother”

[destroymylife]

[recaption]