Johnny Dangerously Sentence Starters ;;
❝ Well, maybe if you hadn’t drank so much, the whole thing would clear up. ❞
❝ This little gadget right here. Little something I came up with. Prevents stealin’ - stops guys like you. ❞
❝ Go ahead, call the cops! Let’s get this over with. ❞
❝ It always does this when I talk about the past. ❞
❝ The Lower East Side. This really sucks. ❞
❝ Do I have to break the law? ❞
❝ You were always a sucker for a left. ❞
❝ Bless the saints, it’s an ashtray! I’ve been thinking about taking up smoking. ❞
❝ It’s a free country, ice-hole. ❞
❝ You fargin sneaky bastage! ❞
❝ It’s the .88 Magnum. They made it for him special. It shoots through schools. ❞
❝ I never should have picked a name like that. A name like that you gotta live up to. ❞
❝ Sure, we did illegal things. But we never bothered the general public. ❞
❝ Sure, and I’ma the Pope! ❞
❝ I love him, but someday I’m gonna knock him on his ass. ❞
❝ I know what you can’t say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out! Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom! ❞
❝ I’m not wearing a bra. ❞
❝ You got spirit. Spunk. Fire. Verb. You got – those. I like those on a woman. ❞
❝ I’ve fulfilled a lot of people’s predictions about me. I’ve become a real scumbag. ❞
❝ My mother grabbed me once… Once. ❞
❝ Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked. ❞
❝ Don’t let anything come between your testicles, and you. ❞
❝ You shouldn’t shoot me, ___. My grandmother shot me once… Once. ❞
❝ It’s too late, and I’m outta date. ❞
❝ I wanna live… dangerously. ❞
❝ You’d feel better if you had a cookie! ❞
❝ But - what about crime?! ❞
❝ This goes through armor. Then it goes through the victim, through the wall, through the tree outside… ❞
❝ Let’s go to the bar, I’m buyin’. ❞
❝ I say, ‘I’ll see you behind bars’. ❞
❝ I AM handicapped. I’m psychotic. ❞
❝ Uh, ___? This ain’t Chicago. We’re in New York. ❞
❝ The priest you’ve requested has arrived. ❞
❝ Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio’s too loudy. Adeste fidelis. ❞
❝ Dreams don’t always come true. ❞
❝ I’m glad we waited, but I can’t wait anymore. ❞
❝ Because the guy upstairs shuffles the cards, and we just play with what we’re dealt. ❞
❝ You can’t fight me, I’m too good! ❞
❝ Hey, how about a thank you? ❞
❝ We got plenty to say to each other. We got a lot in common. ❞
❝ Please, take a break and eat something. ❞
❝ It’s gonna be like shooting ducks in a pond. ❞
❝ You missed the bus, they missed the bus, when’s the next bus? ❞
❝ You weren’t really gonna kill me… were you? ❞
❝ Hey kid, don’t forget; Crime. Doesn’t. Pay. ❞