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The Sons of Zeus from the new Netflix show Blood of Zeus wearing shitty T-Shirts.
They all live rent-free in my head except Ares who can go fuck himself for hurting Hermes and Apollo.
I still need to play Hades but this show sated my thirst for Greek Mythology long enough to delay the inevitable impulse purchase.
looks like another case of blond-long-haired-himbo I’m gonna risk it all for
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thinking about this here canal village in the netherlands
you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined
that scene where Electra finds out she’s pregnant with Zeus’s kid and Apollo just stares at her for an uncomfortable amount of time with an “oh honey” look on his face had me CACKLING
showing up to olympus with your latest bastard child like
Some Apollo and baby Hermes.
Because Apollo is a caring big brother. Because lil Hermes was an adorable piece of shit. Because they're the og best bros.
y'all: I'm watching blood of zeus for the plot
the plot:
Greek Gods as John Mulaney Quotes (pt. 3)
Zeus
Poseidon
Hades
Persephone
Demeter
Hera
Hestia
Athena
Hermes
Apollo
Artemis
Hephaestus
Aphrodite
Ares
Dionysus
Hermes got so sad when Hera called him a bastard
Meanwhile Apollo
Greek Gods as John Mulaney Quotes
Inspired by the glorious @incorrect-game-of-thrones !!!
Some may seem not as accurate (some were harder than others!) but I did my best! Also some may seem rude-ish, and I promise they’re not my opinions! I’m going off of how these gods are portrayed in most myths.
Zeus
Poseidon
Hades
Persephone
Demeter
Hera
Hestia
Athena
Hermes
Apollo
Artemis
Aphrodite
Hephaestus
Ares
Dionysus
Blood of Zeus spoilers but with no context
I know everyone who watched Blood of Zeus be simping for Apollo (and I don’t blame any of you believe me I am in that boat) but yall really do be sleeping on my man Hermes and it clearly shows.
i love hera just as much as y’all but when she made hermes sad-
Zeus: Kids, what should I be for Halloween?
Ares: A faithful husband if you ask me
blood of zeus + shitposts (castlevania edition)
