Untitled_Raccoon

IM NOT GOING TO YELL AT YOU!! She/her I'm ageless😇

[chiazeed]

Drinking caffeine to simulate anxiety so I can stay awake

[coopyhoward]

feeling very maternal over this fuckass crab

[chiazeed]

I love when bus drivers add their own little ways to get to places, like why am I going into the sunset.

[chiazeed]

I love bill boards with vague interpritable messages

[chiazeed]

Spiders thrive on you having a routine. I like to keep them on their legs by not having one.

[chiazeed]

Does anyone else find looking for the advent calendar number annoying to find, I want my chocolate now??

[chiazeed]

Having your period works better than Miralax

[chiazeed]

If I marry a man, I'm having a gay affair at least once.

A week

[chiazeed]

Asking my friends to get breakfast and then getting mad about having to wake up and go somwhere in the morning. (All my friends are morning people??)

[chiazeed]

My mom keeps talking about masc lesbains on her fyp at Thanksgiving dinner and how I had an intervention with her asking if she should've married my dad😭

It went on with all the moms agreeing that masc girls are hot and the dad's sitting there in silence.

[chiazeed]

Glass scales make me so nervous, I feel like they're encouraging me to lose weight just so that I dont break it. SHARDS IN MY FEET

[chiazeed]

"What are you thinking?" So much that it cancles out

[chiazeed]

Not to brag, but my eye doctor says I have nice corneas.

Do you have nice corneas?

Yes, crystal clear

My cornea is scarred, swollen, or cloudy, which distorts light and vision

Voting ended onNov 26, 2025

[chiazeed]

To whoever put back only a singular frozen moterzedalla stick back in the bag

Screw you man.

[chiazeed]

Sometimes, I splurge and post two comments in one day🤭

[chiazeed]

Found out I was a robot today while trying to pass a "are you human" log in test...

[autistobrat]

at my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it to the crowd let's see who's next