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@chibi-pope
Welcome to this crack blog
[Will this blog ever get a proper title card and promotion? Doubtful. Asks are now open. Chibi Pope doesn’t care about the gods saying ‘no’ to time-travel, he does it anyway, allowing him to visit most eras. He has a habit of tormenting other Gemini saints.]
[Edit: It is unknown if Chibi Pope can speak or not. He has a whiteboard sign that allows him to write things if needed.]
arcgeminga:
♕┊ Aspros didn’t see the wooden thing flying— at least, he didn’t see it until it was too late. And it hit him on the forehead.
♕┊ The Gemini Saint stared in the darkness, eyes wide and blood starting to seep down the red spot between his fringes.
He didn’t know if he was offended or terrified, but he did know that he wanted to kill this fucker.
“Heh heh.” A little shadow ran between the darkness in front of the saint. Little footsteps echoed throughout the halls.
Tiny evil laughter fills the halls of the Gemini temple. Soon. soon.
♕┊ GO BACK TO YOUR HELLHOLE, SPAWN OF SATAN!!!
A sign is yeeted on the darkness, striking the Gemini saint in the forehead. The writing on it reads:
‘No. Too bad, so sad.’
Tiny evil laughter fills the halls of the Gemini temple. Soon. soon.
#Chibi Lemur: mY fUCKInG FACE IS TOo DELICAtE FOr THIS treATMENT
[ Also, @arcgeminga can fight me on this given her own headcanons...but if chibi ever DID speak, he’d sound like Orko from the 2021 He-man.]
To the friend ( @arcgeminga ) who asked earlier if Chibi Pope would plan anything today...the little guy is knocked out from a food coma thanks to Regulus giving him cake.
The chibi’s sign was stuck in the ground next to the sleeping chibi. It read ‘Happy holidays’.
"In the light of this season, do enjoy." Phantasos gave him a box of candy canes and sweets to enjoy.
'Thank you, cousin!'
The chibi pulled out a present for the dream god. It wasn't much. Just a box of pretty shells that he collected during his trips to torment Gemini target 1.
"Merry Christmas!" Regulus said as he gave Chibi Pope a big Christmas cake to enjoy.
That cake was larger than the chibi. The little Pope made happy noises before scribbling on his sign.
'Thank you! Wanna share?'
Chibi Pope raised his head upon hearing someone’s plea for help. He wrote his price for help on his sign and held it up to Arc. @arcgeminga
♚— What if the payoff is that you can torment Aspros while using his daughter as collateral?
Chibi Pope yawned, using his sign as a fan. Suddenly, he wrote another message.
‘I’ll take the girl home if I get ALL of Aspros’ grapes from now on.’
Chibi Pope raised his head upon hearing someone’s plea for help. He wrote his price for help on his sign and held it up to Arc. @arcgeminga
Chibi Pope misses his mamma.
"It seems you're doing a fantastic job with bringing chaos upon Sanctuary," Ker noted from afar as she watched Chibi Pope with pleased eyes, although her expression remained nonchalant.
!!!
Chibi Pope spun around to see his 'mother' near. He scribbled on his sign before waving it in her direction, jumping excitedly.
'Mother! I promise more shall plague them!'
Places a basket of juicy strawberries at Chibi Pope’s door, a gift for Pope Chibi.
Chibi Pope was extremely wary when he saw the gift. He peeked out, watching the basket. Was this a ploy by one of the Gemini? Or...but those looked too delicious.
Slowly, the chibi opened the door wide....and then snatched the basket and hurried back inside. He had plans for today. BUT they could be delayed for a moment. He wanted a snack first.
kryomonaxia:
κρύο-μοναξιά ▾
Kanon was still vomiting until all that managed to come up was phlegm. After a short dry-heaving spell, he waved his finger in the air and groaned as he turned back around to face the little devil.
❝ That shit… won’t work…. a second…. ti... ❞
He didn’t get to finish when his knees buckled under his weight, his voice dying as his body slammed against the floor.
Kanon was knocked unconscious from the sheer shock of being underwater. But don’t worry. He’ll be back up in five or ten minutes…
Chibi Pope crept closer, summoning his marker. He drew mustache on Kanon’s face. There...perfection...for now. Chibi Pope giggled before opening up a portal to disappear before his brother awoke.
starlightofdream:
“Alright! Have fun and make Aunt Ker proud.”
Chibi Pope waved at Phantasos before opening a portal to teleport away.
starlightofdream:
“Aww, thank you!” She was not offended by his answer. “Last time I spoke with Aunt Ker, she was doing well. She seemed rather pleased with herself.”
Chibi Pope made a happy noise. Then, he wrote on his sign again. ‘It was nice to meet you. Must go...next target has been located.’
