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Kats - she/they - Science Fiction Enjoyer - Gemini Sun, Capricorn Moon, Leo Rising - am old and simple woman --need anything tagged? let me know, i'll try my best--

[diabolicalevil]

[warhorny-on-main]

And it doesn’t help when you have an old copy of a book, and don’t realize that the reprint got edited and altered in some new way so now you HAVE to reread it to actually be at least somewhat accurate with the lore.

[seeseagulls]

[photographyblogthing]

Slapped a telephoto on the ground and it worked out

[userfish]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

[slyandthefamilybook]

[aridotdash]

[elodieunderglass]

My mother-in-law: now listen children - the birds will go quiet as the eclipse goes on

The eclipse: (goes on)

The birds: (go quiet)

One (1) Woodpigeon, continuously: HOOOO HOOOOO HOO. HU HOOOOO HU

[doccyuk]

(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[hooveringthemotherland]

One of the biggest issues of moving to England as a person who is Ukrainian AND neurodivergent is not knowing how to answer the small talk question of "how are you", but today I was reminded that Ukrainian blessed me with the phrase that roughly translates as "living is hard but dying would be a pity" and can we please naturalise it so I can use it all day every day

[rainintheevening]

Living is hard, but dying would be a pity.

[kookaburrito]

Literally have this hanging in my house

[goodlouse]

a zine about maybe seeing slenderman :)

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

[teaboot]

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[humanpersonface]

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

wow y'all would really love the new teapot i got,

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

THIS IS CRISPIN:

SAY HELLO, CRISPIN!!

Crispin: "hello. do u have any babies u would like held,"

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

congrats on your 10k, buddy, you deserve it 🥳