thank you, my mom bought it for me

spence // 20 & mildly nervous about it

[behappyandeat]

[shinybluething]

These koi are really aggressive. But look at the markings!

[rainbowobsidianbutterfly]

Fun fact: These aren’t koi, they’re ordinary goldfish! A lot of people think that koi are just large outdoor goldfish, but they are actually separate species. However, like koi, goldfish can easily grow to tremendous sizes and live a long time, provided they’re given adequate space and nutrition.

[pleatedjeans]

[chicken--scratch]

dentist: open up please

me: sometimes i get sad

[rarnon]

these are the only two real moods 

[claudia-kishi]

[theglamoroussoul]

me to my kids 😂

[cheaphalloweencostume]

one of my favorite anecdotes about myself that is extremely humiliatingly telling about my personality is that like a year ago I was cooling w @beecreeper eating some potato dish for dinner and I remarked “don’t you hate the potato sweats… When you eat potatoes and your face gets all hot and red and you feel all swollen” and she’s like “um? that doesn’t happen to people that sounds like mild anaphylactic shock…?”

that’s the story of how it took me 20+ years of living in denial before realizing I was allergic to potatoes… I have not stopped eating them

[dunglizard]

the potato sweats

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I thought everyone got obscenely sweaty when they ate potatoes

[strange-sparrow-deactivated2016]

Actually I do not believe that you have allergies towards potatoes since you aren’t deathly allergic. Allergies means that your immune system would react in a way that affects several organs in your body. It is more likely that you have an intolerance.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you heard it here on tumblr dot hell folks if you don’t die you’re not allergic

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

today i will be showing you all how to get 9,999,999 coins in club penguin (REAL)

[qilobytes]

[apocalypticinsomnia]

when ur friends are insulting something they know ur sensitive about

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

when some1 u love txts u

[olt-deactivated20180224]

[shybat-deactivated20190807]

Don’t touch him

[sanct-cum-deactivated20170402]

[memewhore]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

My favorite means of communication is otherworldly: dreams—meeting in dreams.

Marina Tsvetaeva, from a letter to Boris Pasternak featured in A Russian Psyche: The Poetic Mind of Marina Tsvetaeva (via violentwavesofemotion)

[chicken--scratch]

isolate/isolating -- recognize myself preparing 2 be left -- if it’s not ok at least it’s familiar

[fullpraxisnow]

September 9, 2016 was the start of the largest prison strike in U.S. history. Over 72,000 incarcerated workers in 22 states refused to provide their labor to profit the prison industrial complex.  California forces 5,588 incarcerated workers to labor in exchange for little or no compensation. Another 4,000 earn $2 a day fighting Californian wildfires with inadequate training and equipment.The prison system in California reaped $207 million in revenue and $58 million in profit from forced labor in 2014-15. Each incarcerated worker in California generates $41,549 annually in revenue for the prison system, or $10,238 in profit.  The financial losses to the California prison system were as much as $636,068 in revenue, or $156,736 in profit, for every day of the prison strike.

Prison Strike Having Major Financial Impact On California | Popular Resistance (via fullpraxisnow)

[did-you-know]

There are clubs people can join to hang out and make their own coffins. New Zealand is home to at least a dozen coffin clubs, where elderly folks gather to build and decorate their own caskets. Participants say that, aside from saving money, the club also serves as a support group that brings people together and helps them face the inevitable. Source