chickenbutt3000

very mysterious and very nonchalant busy-schedule so random-posting newsies fan-account but i like other stuff too

[chicken-butt-3000]

[chicken-butt-3000]

is that my beautiful gorgeous adorable mrflimflam albertstuff alberto cleetus?

YES IT ABSOLUTELY IS 🥹🥹✌️✌️✌️

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[friendsofthefriendless]

being in the newsies fandom in 2026 is funny because sometimes people will be like "is the newsies fandom still alive" or i'll get a comment on my fic that's like "wow newsies fanfic in the big 2026." and i'm like. yeah man. it's also one of those musicals that a loooot of people got into between the years of 2017-2021 when they were like 12 years old and it was one of their gateway musicals that got them into theatre in general. and i just totally missed it. i watched the proshot and listened to the soundtrack for the first time in october of 2025. i watched the movie for the first time in december. i've only been in this fandom for seven months. so every time i see someone say something like "oh whoa still a newsies fan in 2026" i'm like dawg i JUST got here lol

[make-friends-with-the-rats]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!!

you can't prove to me that her birthday isn't May 18th

[applepwies]

& though ( she ) won't be gone forever .✦ ݁˖

⸝⸝ and I'm not trying to forget her. ⋆.˚ 🩼

♯📹 : it's just like seeing her ✿ for the first time again.

[seleii]

[chicken-butt-3000]

tutorial on how to become a vampire but without having to drink blood, i just want to live forever, but have the aesthetics of sharp fangs and ill-skin

+no side-effects from sun

+yes aura-farming powers

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[lucy-vanpelts]

ohhh the only person that can save me is me

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[mariconpsycho]

i can’t pretend this look wasn’t cold asf i apologize

[chicken-butt-3000]

like yeah bro basically betrayed the whole crew and the strike, got a few bucks, new clothes and became a phony and i know we all hate him and all; but he was aura-farming so much with that tough-ass look, i would’ve almost forgiven him right then and there,,,

[friendsofthefriendless]

in light of my last reblog, i wanted to post some of this interview with ele keats just in case anyone hadn't seen it because it's so fucking funny to me

[nothatsmi]

Haikyuu screenshots redraw doodle dump (part 4)

Been a while!

I'm rewatching Haikyuu cause it calms my nerves. Heres some season 1 redraws as a result.

part 3 part 2 part 1