Drink Some FUCKING Water

she/they HYDRATION

[chicken-from-the-future]

"It's such a sadness... That you think you've played a game on your Fucking Telephone. Get Real!"

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

holy shit

[gigimarvels]

Stingmon is just NEAT!!

[were--ralph]

Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default.

Opt out here, you're opted in by default

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[tumbwr]

you can’g post

[tumbwr]

it’s just not possible.

[tumbwr]

Stop Posting , For Me ?

[charl0ttan]

‎

[toskarin]

when your uncle gets the christmas pudding to a sustainable boil and it smells like straight up skeletons

[savobonnie]

how the fuck is this #solarpunk

[toskarin]

the pudding contains a biological element

[cryptotheism]

This shit isn't funny dog my centaur uncle lost his legs in the orc wars when stepped on four landmines at once

[aflo]

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

[retolee]

[chicken-from-the-future]

You know the ao onis were purple as fuck

[synfullewrecche]

sweet girl: if only someone could help me remember the colour of that oni..

animal companion: ao ao!

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Transfem peter parker

[catraposting]

This...?

(found it here, no idea who the artist is)

[cottoncandylesbo]

cuz baby tonight... dj got us tiny as fuck again...

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

[midnightchaosoverlord]

little miss kissable armpits would like you to know th- why did it call me that. why does the post say that,,,,

[jame7t]

Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks

[jame7t]

Guys retweets could be called refucks

[cryptotheism]

Yeah we heard you