Peter Pettigrew

these lads forget about me when I'm this cool, unbelievable

[chickenpeter]

INTRODUCTION

I am Peter Pettigrew

16 yo asexual, any prnns

Likes: cheese, water, dad jokes and puns, chess, some other stuff I dont remember, your mother in my bed last night, plants, stuffed toys, baking, and history

Trust, i'm a chill person.

ppl i know: @lily-of-the-evans @regulus-star @icecreamgirl @romulusfuckingtraitor @i-am-the-prettiest-star @marlene-mckinnon-babes @jamespotter-rp @macdonaldhasafarm @my-dad-sucks @evanther0sier @cas-m3adowes

People i don't know: @rudy-two-sh0es @rabastanl3strang3 @not-narcissistic23

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This is an rp account, if you don't like, leave.

Message @icarus-last-fall to join the rp

my main: @lienspien

[chickenpeter]

I jst heard someone call someone else a good dog! What a great way to start my day!

[silence-between-seconds]

Peter Pettigrew would wear this

[cas-m3adowes]

@chickenpeter

[chickenpeter]

Yea I definitely would

[thedankmemes]

[cas-m3adowes]

@chickenpeter

[chickenpeter]

My biggest fear

[cas-m3adowes]

@chickenpeter I need help

[chickenpeter]

I don't do murder 🙏

[cas-m3adowes]

As if I would ask your ass for help with a murder

some thingelse

[chickenpeter]

Oh, okay, what's up? How can I help?

[cas-m3adowes]

Marls’ and my anniversary is coming up…

I want to bake her something

[chickenpeter]

Oh sure what do you want? Cake? Muffins? Pies? Tarts? Cookies? What's she allergic to? Any preferences? Something fruity? Or chocolate? I can pull out a few recipes depending on what u want

[cas-m3adowes]

ahh

she doesn’t like baked fruits stuff except blueberry muffins but that feels too generic, is it?

not cupcakes, it’s more if a group thing idk

Chocolate, she loves it

maybe lets make cookies then me and her will decorate them on a date??

i’m not getting her anywhere NEAR an oven

[chickenpeter]

Okay, there are gingerbread cookies. You can bake them first and bring some stuff up to decorate them, I'd still say cupcakes if you want to decorate, easier me thinks but sure jst come over 👍

[cas-m3adowes]

@chickenpeter I need help

[chickenpeter]

I don't do murder 🙏

[cas-m3adowes]

As if I would ask your ass for help with a murder

some thingelse

[chickenpeter]

Oh, okay, what's up? How can I help?

[cas-m3adowes]

Marls’ and my anniversary is coming up…

I want to bake her something

[chickenpeter]

Oh sure what do you want? Cake? Muffins? Pies? Tarts? Cookies? What's she allergic to? Any preferences? Something fruity? Or chocolate? I can pull out a few recipes depending on what u want

[cas-m3adowes]

@chickenpeter I need help

[chickenpeter]

I don't do murder 🙏

[cas-m3adowes]

As if I would ask your ass for help with a murder

some thingelse

[chickenpeter]

Oh, okay, what's up? How can I help?

[cas-m3adowes]

@chickenpeter I need help

[chickenpeter]

I don't do murder 🙏

[cas-m3adowes]

fit check for bailing my friends out of jail (again)

Fucking idiots getting caught

@my-dad-sucks @evanther0sier

[my-dad-sucks]

We weren’t gonna get caught if @chickenpeter hadn’t snitched on us

[chickenpeter]

Idk what you expect from me man I'm a law abiding citizen

[cas-m3adowes]

tf you ratted them out rodent?!

[chickenpeter]

I SAW CRIME IDK WHAT YOU EXPECT ME TO DO??

[cas-m3adowes]

NOT snitch?!

[chickenpeter]

I'm a law-abiding citizen??? I saw an auror and panicked and It jst came out like word vomit

[cas-m3adowes]

fit check for bailing my friends out of jail (again)

Fucking idiots getting caught

@my-dad-sucks @evanther0sier

[my-dad-sucks]

We weren’t gonna get caught if @chickenpeter hadn’t snitched on us

[chickenpeter]

Idk what you expect from me man I'm a law abiding citizen

[cas-m3adowes]

tf you ratted them out rodent?!

[chickenpeter]

I SAW CRIME IDK WHAT YOU EXPECT ME TO DO??

[cas-m3adowes]

fit check for bailing my friends out of jail (again)

Fucking idiots getting caught

@my-dad-sucks @evanther0sier

[my-dad-sucks]

We weren’t gonna get caught if @chickenpeter hadn’t snitched on us

[chickenpeter]

Idk what you expect from me man I'm a law abiding citizen

[evanther0sier]

he's so cute when asleep <3

@my-dad-sucks

[chickenpeter]

Gay

[rudamaruda520]

I am a firm believer that marauders are just a bunch of losers. So who do you think is the biggest one?

Who realistically has absolutely no rizz, no game, and no bitches?

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Peter Pettigrew

Lily Evans

Mary Macdonald

Marlene McKinnon

Dorcas Meadowes

Pandora Rosier/Lovegood

Evan Rosier

Barty Crouch Jr.

Regulus Black

Voting ended onJul 6, 2024

[cas-m3adowes]

@chickenpeter

Look at you, all bitchless

couldn’t be me and @macdonaldhasafarm on 0% 💅

[chickenpeter]

I'm too good for ur bitchasses, that's why I'm fucking ur mom and ur dad respectively

[cas-m3adowes]

appreciate you digging him up first though

[chickenpeter]

Dorcas my man I am truly sorry

[macdonaldhasafarm]

peter.... lets have a talk yeah... sometimes peoples parents are dead yeah. remeber when you said you'd fuck my mom, PETER I WAS CRYING ABOUT HER DEATH

[chickenpeter]

IM SORRY I HAVE NO CLUE 😭😭 I DONT MEAN IT IN A BAD WAY ITS NOT INTENTIONAL 😭😭

[macdonaldhasafarm]

ITS OK PETE. JUST SOMETIMES BE CAREFULLLLL

[cas-m3adowes]

I mean… @chickenpeter my dad was a dick so I don’t mind

but while she was crying?

really rodant?

[chickenpeter]

SHE DIDNT TELL ME AMYTHING MY GUY I HAD NO CLUE IM INNOCENT

[macdonaldhasafarm]

YEAH NO ITS OK PETE. BUT I WAS CYRING AND YOUT HOUGHT THAT WAS GREAT TO CHEER M EUP 😭😭

[chickenpeter]

YOU USUALLY LAUGH SO I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT HELP

[rudamaruda520]

I am a firm believer that marauders are just a bunch of losers. So who do you think is the biggest one?

Who realistically has absolutely no rizz, no game, and no bitches?

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Peter Pettigrew

Lily Evans

Mary Macdonald

Marlene McKinnon

Dorcas Meadowes

Pandora Rosier/Lovegood

Evan Rosier

Barty Crouch Jr.

Regulus Black

Voting ended onJul 6, 2024

[cas-m3adowes]

@chickenpeter

Look at you, all bitchless

couldn’t be me and @macdonaldhasafarm on 0% 💅

[chickenpeter]

I'm too good for ur bitchasses, that's why I'm fucking ur mom and ur dad respectively

[cas-m3adowes]

appreciate you digging him up first though

[chickenpeter]

Dorcas my man I am truly sorry

[macdonaldhasafarm]

peter.... lets have a talk yeah... sometimes peoples parents are dead yeah. remeber when you said you'd fuck my mom, PETER I WAS CRYING ABOUT HER DEATH

[chickenpeter]

IM SORRY I HAVE NO CLUE 😭😭 I DONT MEAN IT IN A BAD WAY ITS NOT INTENTIONAL 😭😭

[macdonaldhasafarm]

ITS OK PETE. JUST SOMETIMES BE CAREFULLLLL

[cas-m3adowes]

I mean… @chickenpeter my dad was a dick so I don’t mind

but while she was crying?

really rodant?

[chickenpeter]

SHE DIDNT TELL ME AMYTHING MY GUY I HAD NO CLUE IM INNOCENT

[evansisasadist]

Peter and Mary fake propose to each other just to get free food at resturants

[macdonaldhasafarm]

@chickenpeter remeber that one time when the waiter didn't believe us bc ''i dress too gay?'

[chickenpeter]

Yea and that's so homophobic of her tbh

[rudamaruda520]

I am a firm believer that marauders are just a bunch of losers. So who do you think is the biggest one?

Who realistically has absolutely no rizz, no game, and no bitches?

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Peter Pettigrew

Lily Evans

Mary Macdonald

Marlene McKinnon

Dorcas Meadowes

Pandora Rosier/Lovegood

Evan Rosier

Barty Crouch Jr.

Regulus Black

Voting ended onJul 6, 2024

[cas-m3adowes]

@chickenpeter

Look at you, all bitchless

couldn’t be me and @macdonaldhasafarm on 0% 💅

[chickenpeter]

I'm too good for ur bitchasses, that's why I'm fucking ur mom and ur dad respectively

[cas-m3adowes]

appreciate you digging him up first though

[chickenpeter]

Dorcas my man I am truly sorry

[macdonaldhasafarm]

peter.... lets have a talk yeah... sometimes peoples parents are dead yeah. remeber when you said you'd fuck my mom, PETER I WAS CRYING ABOUT HER DEATH

[chickenpeter]

IM SORRY I HAVE NO CLUE 😭😭 I DONT MEAN IT IN A BAD WAY ITS NOT INTENTIONAL 😭😭

[romulusfuckingtraitor]

Now should I deal with my problems or eat chocolate

@i-am-the-prettiest-star @jamespotter-rp @chickenpeter

[chickenpeter]

Eat chocolate obviously why would u deal with ur problems /s

[romulusfuckingtraitor]

Real

[chickenpeter]

I'm being sarcastic

[romulusfuckingtraitor]

Oh

Well be more fucking clear next time like add shit to the thing or smth idk

[chickenpeter]

Remus my guy I added the /s at the end 😭😭

[romulusfuckingtraitor]

Shit

Okay I am stupid but still how I am supposed to know, I thought it was a face or some shit!

[chickenpeter]

WHAT FACE DOES /s MAKE???