Barty✌️

I’m probably burning the dorms down if you can’t find me✨ The best Slytherin🐍

[my-dad-sucks]

Hey I’m Barty

(This is a rp account) You can dm @icarus-last-fall if you want to join.

My main account is: @myfavcharacterdidntdrown

🐍 15

🐍 Slytherin

🐍 Bisexual

🐍 He/Him

🐍 Looking for a reason to commit arson

🐍 My dad can go to hell Azkaban

🐍 And oh God please don’t ever call me Bartemius😀

My best mate: @regulus-star

My bestie and future sister-in-law: @panda-rosier

The least annoying marauder tbh: @chickenpeter

The asshole dating my best mate: @jamespotter-rp

My best mate’s annoying brother: @i-am-the-prettiest-star

Hottest Gryffindor ngl, (go get him, Black, if I don’t invite him for a threesome first😇, you have competition): @romulusfuckingtraitor

Reg’s cousin: @not-narcissistic23

The two kindest Gryffindors I know (they slay hard tho): @icecreamgirl and @lily-of-the-evans

The #2 beater😌 (I’m #1): @marlene-mckinnon-babes

The love of my life, my rose: @evanther0sier <333

They’re kinda scary ngl: @rudy-two-sh0es and @rabastanl3strang3

The real Slay queen: @macdonaldhasafarm

My pookie wookie slytherin bestie: @cas-m3adowes

This scary dude: @when-the-crows-flyy

And his twin: @furie-ous

Ginger brothers: @the-better-prewett and @g1d30n-pr3w3tt

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus, filming a video of Barty and Evan: Two Bros! Chillin in a hot tuB 5 feet apart because ThEY WONT FUCKING CONFESS!

[cas-m3adowes]

@evanther0sier @my-dad-sucks @regulus-starss

[my-dad-sucks]

No homo

[cas-m3adowes]

fuck you mean ‘no homo’

there is a gay cloud following you around wherever tf you are

[my-dad-sucks]

Hey! That gay cloud is actually a rainbow cloud and rainbow=happiness but it’s not like I’m happy or smth

Jk Rainbow actually means gay

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus, filming a video of Barty and Evan: Two Bros! Chillin in a hot tuB 5 feet apart because ThEY WONT FUCKING CONFESS!

[cas-m3adowes]

@evanther0sier @my-dad-sucks @regulus-starss

[my-dad-sucks]

No homo

[will-vs-the-homo-sapiens-adgenda]

I think Barty is the type of guy who would say "I'm just a girl! 🎀🎀" even though he's six feet tall and his pronouns are he/him

[saturnsconstellation]

It’s because Pandora said he was just a girl. And if Pandora says then it’s said.

[furie-ous]

@my-dad-sucks @panda-rosier

[my-dad-sucks]

I’m just a girl! 🎀🎀

[ashes-to-ashesxx]

is it weird if I think the skittles aren't misogynists?

like I genuinely don't think they could give a shit less if u were a man or a woman

[cas-m3adowes]

@my-dad-sucks @regulus-starss @evanther0sier @panda-rosier

Idiots People are thinking we care enough about them to be misogynistic

we fucked gender roles before your parents ever fucked to make half the fucks who call us that

[my-dad-sucks]

Real

[cas-m3adowes]

who’s up for a movie night? I’m bored as fuck

@r-ass-lestrange @r0do-puss-y @when-the-crows-flyy @furie-ous @my-dad-sucks @regulus-starss @evanther0sier

[my-dad-sucks]

ME

But only if we watch a horror film

[cas-m3adowes]

fit check for bailing my friends out of jail (again)

Fucking idiots getting caught

@my-dad-sucks @evanther0sier

[my-dad-sucks]

We weren’t gonna get caught if @chickenpeter hadn’t snitched on us

[cas-m3adowes]

don’t change the subject

you got physically caught

I am making you run laps if you don’t get your acts together

couldn’t outrun them

unbelievable

[my-dad-sucks]

Shush🤫

[cas-m3adowes]

fit check for bailing my friends out of jail (again)

Fucking idiots getting caught

@my-dad-sucks @evanther0sier

[my-dad-sucks]

We weren’t gonna get caught if @chickenpeter hadn’t snitched on us

[chickenpeter]

Idk what you expect from me man I'm a law abiding citizen

[cas-m3adowes]

tf you ratted them out rodent?!

[chickenpeter]

I SAW CRIME IDK WHAT YOU EXPECT ME TO DO??

[cas-m3adowes]

NOT snitch?!

[chickenpeter]

I'm a law-abiding citizen??? I saw an auror and panicked and It jst came out like word vomit

[my-dad-sucks]

Bro🤦

[cas-m3adowes]

fit check for bailing my friends out of jail (again)

Fucking idiots getting caught

@my-dad-sucks @evanther0sier

[my-dad-sucks]

We weren’t gonna get caught if @chickenpeter hadn’t snitched on us

[evanther0sier]

he's so cute when asleep <3

@my-dad-sucks

[chickenpeter]

Gay

[my-dad-sucks]

Stfu ratboy

[evanther0sier]

he's so cute when asleep <3

@my-dad-sucks

[my-dad-sucks]

<3333

[yourgalgremlin]

“Tell me about your fav Marauders character”

Marauders fandom:

[cas-m3adowes]

y’all @my-dad-sucks @r-ass-lestrange @regulus-starss @r0do-puss-y @evanther0sier @when-the-crows-flyy @furie-ous @panda-rosier and @macdonaldhasafarm

[my-dad-sucks]

It’s obviously me

Oh nvm I’m bi

[cas-m3adowes]

but you love unnecessary conflicts

[my-dad-sucks]

Can’t argue with that🤷

[yourgalgremlin]

“Tell me about your fav Marauders character”

Marauders fandom:

[cas-m3adowes]

y’all @my-dad-sucks @r-ass-lestrange @regulus-starss @r0do-puss-y @evanther0sier @when-the-crows-flyy @furie-ous @panda-rosier and @macdonaldhasafarm

[my-dad-sucks]

It’s obviously me

Oh nvm I’m bi

[arianwyn-art]

hc that everyone at hogwarts just calls barty “barty,” because he makes a point to distance himself from his father and nobody really knows his full name, but the skittles are close enough to him that they’re allowed to call him bartemius as a joke. just imagine.

evan: barty. get down.

evan: bartemius. off the table.

or

dorcas: and then fuckin bartemius had to go and-

marlene: im sorry what

[cas-m3adowes]

@my-dad-sucks what’s up bartemius?

[my-dad-sucks]

Shut up!

[cas-m3adowes]

bartemius got madddddd

[my-dad-sucks]

STOP ITS NOT FUNNY

[cas-m3adowes]

blame you’re asshole ‘dad’ not me for giving you this name

[my-dad-sucks]

I already do blame him

[cas-m3adowes]

Fair enough

how are you doing bee?

[my-dad-sucks]

I’m hungover asf

[cas-m3adowes]

again?

Are you at the dorms?

[my-dad-sucks]

No…

[cas-m3adowes]

where are you?

[my-dad-sucks]

In the forbidden forest

Oh look I found this mushrooms!!

[cas-m3adowes]

I swear to god do not eat he mushroom

I am coming to get you

[my-dad-sucks]

I already ate it…

Woah is that my dad?

[cas-m3adowes]

shoot him

just stay where you are

[my-dad-sucks]

Nvm I was just hallucinating

I shouldn’t have eaten that mushroom.

[evanther0sier]

I swear you can be so stupid sometimes

I'm on my way to get you bee

[my-dad-sucks]

Okay<3

[arianwyn-art]

hc that everyone at hogwarts just calls barty “barty,” because he makes a point to distance himself from his father and nobody really knows his full name, but the skittles are close enough to him that they’re allowed to call him bartemius as a joke. just imagine.

evan: barty. get down.

evan: bartemius. off the table.

or

dorcas: and then fuckin bartemius had to go and-

marlene: im sorry what

[cas-m3adowes]

@my-dad-sucks what’s up bartemius?

[my-dad-sucks]

Shut up!

[cas-m3adowes]

bartemius got madddddd

[my-dad-sucks]

STOP ITS NOT FUNNY

[cas-m3adowes]

blame you’re asshole ‘dad’ not me for giving you this name

[my-dad-sucks]

I already do blame him

[cas-m3adowes]

Fair enough

how are you doing bee?

[my-dad-sucks]

I’m hungover asf

[cas-m3adowes]

again?

Are you at the dorms?

[my-dad-sucks]

No…

[cas-m3adowes]

where are you?

[my-dad-sucks]

In the forbidden forest

Oh look I found this mushrooms!!

[cas-m3adowes]

I swear to god do not eat he mushroom

I am coming to get you

[my-dad-sucks]

I already ate it…

Woah is that my dad?

[cas-m3adowes]

shoot him

just stay where you are

[my-dad-sucks]

Nvm I was just hallucinating

I shouldn’t have eaten that mushroom.

[cas-m3adowes]

I’m socked

Do you want me to come get you?

[my-dad-sucks]

Yes please😭

[cas-m3adowes]

@my-dad-sucks your work?

[my-dad-sucks]

Yes and I’m proud of it :)

[arianwyn-art]

hc that everyone at hogwarts just calls barty “barty,” because he makes a point to distance himself from his father and nobody really knows his full name, but the skittles are close enough to him that they’re allowed to call him bartemius as a joke. just imagine.

evan: barty. get down.

evan: bartemius. off the table.

or

dorcas: and then fuckin bartemius had to go and-

marlene: im sorry what

[cas-m3adowes]

@my-dad-sucks what’s up bartemius?

[my-dad-sucks]

Shut up!

[cas-m3adowes]

bartemius got madddddd

[my-dad-sucks]

STOP ITS NOT FUNNY

[cas-m3adowes]

blame you’re asshole ‘dad’ not me for giving you this name

[my-dad-sucks]

I already do blame him

[cas-m3adowes]

Fair enough

how are you doing bee?

[my-dad-sucks]

I’m hungover asf

[cas-m3adowes]

again?

Are you at the dorms?

[my-dad-sucks]

No…

[cas-m3adowes]

where are you?

[my-dad-sucks]

In the forbidden forest

Oh look I found this mushrooms!!

[cas-m3adowes]

I swear to god do not eat he mushroom

I am coming to get you

[my-dad-sucks]

I already ate it…

Woah is that my dad?

[cas-m3adowes]

shoot him

just stay where you are

[my-dad-sucks]

Nvm I was just hallucinating

I shouldn’t have eaten that mushroom.