Evans Is A Sadist

Mary Macdonald is my muse, Peter x Pandora enthusiast. I’m Vans. 17

[evansisasadist]

INTRO POST

- My name is Vans(like the shoes), it comes from my irl name

- I’m 17

- I’m half English half British Indian and I’m from London

- My main era is Marauders but I dabble in Golden Trio and Next gen(my main fic is next gen)

- My favourite romantic ships are Peterpan(Peter/pandora), Jily, Wolfstar, Dorlene, Marylene and my favourite platonic ships are Peter and Mary, Marlene, Peter and James, Remus and Mary and Regulus and Pandora

- Mary, Peter, Pandora and James kinnie

- My ask box is open so feel free to leave anything there

- I listen to Bowie, the Last Dinner Party, the Wombats, the Kooks, Sam Fender, Hozier, Squeeze, Shampoo and Catfish and the Bottlemen to name a few

- I love to write so there will/are be some longer fics posted here and on my ao3

- I love muggle au’s so much which is write nearly all my marauders stuff is a muggle au

- I adore history

[ghostlynocturnalspirit]

mary is just as much of a divine entity as sirius

[evansisasadist]

She’s a nymph sent from the heavens to bless us mere mortals

[peterpettigrewismyhomeboy]

jovie im here with a new peter ship that ive been pondering...

how do you feel about the idea of peter and pandora??? as we know im no multishipper and my heart belongs to petermary but ive lowkey been thinking about pandora and peter

I also have a loyal Peter ship… being Pebill… but through that lens… Pandora and Sybill are best friends and are kinda alike so I could see it??? Perhaps??

Like nerdy creepy science girl x chill funny guy ??

She creeps him out but he likes it?? Idk??

@rara3swhimsy you pandora loving queen come confer with the council

[rara3swhimsy]

I actually did read a fic with Peter and pandora as a background ship once and they were kinda cute tbh

And instead of being the sidequest duo they were the sidequest couple. And they did the most random shit lol

Also Peter would love pandoras crazyness in my opinion

He would get her ingredients for her potions and she'd make potions for his pranks

I think they're kinda cute atleast but I don't actively ship them

[evansisasadist]

Do you mind dropping the fic name? Peterpan is one of my favourite ships and it’s so hard to find good fics for them

[evansisasadist]

Marlene watches supernanny clips on YouTube religiously

[starcroww]

Peter, James, Sirius, Remus in that order, don't question me.

[darknesswrappedinfallcolors]

Ok but like

James keeping navratri fast??????

So important to me actually

Like because he's so sweet he's obviously friends with the house elves (argue with the wall) so them preparing different food for him ( as best as they can ofc they just wanna try for him)

And like his friends also keeping fruits and like those potato chips ( I LOVE them) with them at all times for him

Just yes. James keeping navratri fasts.

[evansisasadist]

James is half Gujarati like me argue with the wall

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

busybee!mary my beloved

[evansisasadist]

Mary is literally always doing something. She basically goes at a million miles per hour always. She will be doing homework and simultaneously painting her nails

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

EXACTLY!! it's like she's always half a step away from burnout but never crosses that line

[evansisasadist]

If someone calls her she’s like “Yeah so I’m fixing my skirt while I’m waiting for my cakes to rise and I’m watching tv and now I’m callling you.” She is a queen of speaker phone

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

busybee!mary my beloved

[evansisasadist]

Mary is literally always doing something. She basically goes at a million miles per hour always. She will be doing homework and simultaneously painting her nails

[mintmentos]

“In the old days he’d have tripped over a bucket or stepped on a rake, given her longer to look at him. Now, in seconds, he was gone”

What if I told you this made me so unwell

[evansisasadist]

I think it’s just such a genuinely beautiful moment. Scarlett is constantly trying to remember Thomas’ image and Albert doesn’t even give her a chance to remember his. I love them both so much I dream of a fourth book.

[vryfmi]

[id: a drawing and its close-up of Albert Browne and Scarlett McCain from after the ending of The Legendary Scarlett and Browne book. they are shoulder to shoulder with their sides that have bullet wound scars on them: Albert's on his left shoulder, Scarlett's on her right arm. they both look at their scars, their expressions serene; Albert pulls his t-shirt collar to expose the scar, he half-smiles, Scarlett's hair is undone and mostly covers her face./end id]

matching bullet wounds <3

[evansisasadist]

Lily is a cathedral girl. Anytime she’s on holiday she must see the nearest cathedral/cool church

[evansisasadist]

In another life James is a children’s tv presenter

[freiwyld]

Christmas at the potters:)

don’t ask me where I was and why I come back bearing Christmas drawings but it’s getting so cold where I live I can only brighten my days with thoughts about Christmas:,)

(I love my little haz)

[evansisasadist]

Harry looks so squishy

[evansisasadist]

Mary is a south east London girlie

[partywithponies]

"Yeah that's my favourite book series! I love and enjoy those books so much!"

Me whenever I think too much about literally anything that happens in said book series:

[evansisasadist]

Need to reblog bc we might be getting an adult sequel and I am so ready for traumatised edwardians

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[ladyadrasteia666]

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

[briarscreek]

reblogging cause i hope im getting a raise soon

[honey-on-your-tongue]

Dear gods please help me

[evansisasadist]

Tumblr gods please I beg of you

[sunseekerchild]

Marlene: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not sex, not free pizza, nothing!

Lily: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza?

Marlene: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.

Dorcas: I like you.

[evansisasadist]

I didn’t know Marlene was my mother