i wish the sky was in perpetual sunset

becky ⭐gotta stay on brand⭐

[glowcowboy]

also when fleetwood mac was like “can i handle the seasons of my life?”

[anywhoozles]

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[beatlemeat-archive]

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

[chaotickalix-deactivated2021050]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

[thememedaddy]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[nanocomputer]

when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito

[hollanderthoughts]

I’m not brave.

[hollanderthoughts]

But I could be………

[masochism101]

WantingSomethingICantHave.com

[thememedaddy]

[cannibalchicken]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[worldsandemanations]

John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[bigtittygothmom666]

[thememedaddy]

[boitterfly]

ilya entering that hospital room sick to his stomach teeth ground to dust spirit crushed under the weight of their circumstances prepared to have an extremely difficult conversation and shane immediately hitting him with this