chaparra fea

[pancakeke]

I've been waiting for him to say this lmao

[gaybastich]

[weirdadvicehumangirl]

He's responsible for this beauty

There are more but I don't have them

[ocean-again]

all classics

[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

There are no words

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

yes there are! badass, dope, sick, cool as fuck, etc

[arcusxx]

photography by astrovas

[skywalkerapologist]

like your blog but no offense how are you on Tumblr in ur late 20s?

Good question anon! Here’s my secret: the old folks home lets us out for an hour of water aerobics every day and while the other residents are huffing and puffing like a bunch of suckers I’m off to the side of the pool with everything I need for posting quality content to Tumblr Dot Com.

[rcmclachlan]

#if you’re 17 and you came here in 2017 i’m sorry to tell you that YOU are the sadsack in this scenario #i’m like the chernobyl grandma that won’t leave but you saw the reactor melt and THEN you MOVED here (x)

[masteraqua]

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

[masteraqua]

you know what i deserve this

[areax]

Jed portrayed the shapeshifting alien taking the form of a Norwegian dog in John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). Jed was half-wolf, half Canadian malamute, and according to Carpenter, was an excellent animal actor—after becoming familiar with the cast and crew, he would not look at the camera, crew, or dolly during scenes. Jed’s quiet manner perfectly reflected the alien’s unsettling nature. Jed would go on to act in a few other movies, and lived on his trainer Clint Rowe’s animal sanctuary until his death at age eighteen—quite old for a dog of his breed.

[devnaut]

literally where is his oscar

[hoenngarbage]

I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

because all u do is watch phineas and ferb

[hoenngarbage]

They sent Candace to the moon the other day.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[toastbutteregg]

[naotarou]

[egberts]

Sign the Petition

Rename Ronald Reagan Airport to Jojo Siwa Washington National Airport

[em-is-tired]

[chipsprites]

[chipsprites]

[kristinareptilina]

[kristinareptilina]

[potatobegaming]

[gamesception]

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[wellbutrinboy]

i love the sims but everything after creating them feels so empty… feel like a bored god who’s only hubris was thinking he could create something beautiful……

[seshrat]

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

[b0chelly]

Omega mart in Las Vegas felt like being on tumblr in least nightmarish way possible , it was beautiful and I highly recommend going.

[streetkit]

Was anybody going to tell me Obvious Plant worked with Omega Mart or did I just have to find that out in a Tumblr post by myself