Hit The Bricks, Bitch!

Hey there. Ya wanna come to a club where people wee on eachotha?

[dobrodosao-deactivated20190618]

Cute Crabs

KING CRAB -

ATLANTIC GHOST CRAB - 

HALLOWEEN CRAB - 

SAND BUBBLER CRAB - 

HERMIT CRAB - 

BABY -

[hareofhrair-in-a-funny-hat]

MORE CUTE CRABS FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION

MOTTLED LIGHTFOOT CRAB! STRIKING!!

POMPOM CRABS! ADORABLE!

PORCELAIN CRABS! SO ELEGANT!

ANEMONE HERMIT CRAB!! PRECIOUS!!!

CHRISTMAS ISLAND ROBBER CRAB!! ASTOUNDING!!! TOO BIG TO BE REAL!!!

CRABS!

[lilaira]

I LOVE CRABS!

[formallyfreya]

That cheerleader crab is my favorite. I’d read a comic about his/her ascension to lead cheerleader despite all the nay saying crabs and other sea creatures. 

[hustleinatrap]

[jadorexjaii]

Tf is liberal privilege

[holyromanhomo]

The ability to form coherent ideas

[dragonite-master]

Savage AF

[chiefbeefthief]

Tomi who hurt you?

[goldnpoc]

you gotta rub his dick with a pinky up, just to be fancy

[thenatsdorf]

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Happy naked birdie. 

[thishasagedpoorly-deactivated20]

To clarify, Rhea has Psittacine Beak & Feather Disease, and that is why she is featherless. But she’s being well loved despite her illness that prevents her from having any contact with other birds.

cutie. @epicsicknasty

[sugarcoatedme]

Dinosaur

[ithelpstodream]

Fabulous!

[wu-tangz]

To the window … !!!!

[kinky-kace]

to the wall!!!

[sixpenceee]

This baby deer rescued from the Louisiana floods. 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

where’s that picture of atticus finch smoking a joint while tupac and biggie pour a colt on his naked chest i need it for reasons

[cammywammyinabox]

this?

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

THANK YOU

[wallisninety-six]

Fun things to do when Donald is inaugurated

Never, EVER call him “president”, it strips the most powerful title in the world away from him and it will drive him insane, call him “Klansman” “Bozo” “Jackass” just anything BUT president

NEVER call him “Trump”, instead, do as John Oliver made popular, call him “Drumpf” it strips away the power of “Trump” (there’s Chrome and Firefox extensions to help change any “Trump” to “Drumpf”)

Vote in the 2018 mid-term elections. Fill it up with Democrats so his life will be made a living hell (and hopefully impeached)

Be proud of whatever the hell you are, whether it be Hispanic, Black, LGBT, poor, young a woman, just be proud in the fact that you are everything that Jackass Drumpf isn’t

Do everything you can to have the fucking Electoral College get rid of (it’s fucked us over too many times and is un-democratic)

Get your ass out to vote in the 2020 Democratic primaries and election, get his ass out of office with someone who actually represents America

Make fun of him and mock him to no end

[smallraisinblog-blog]

Call him Donald instead of Trump, it takes away his political power, if we call him Donald he’s just a man. Just like everyone has done to Hillary.

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

[chiefbeefthief]

I HAD TO WATCH IT AND WHA THE FUCK LMAO

[truespiderfactz]

Dougnut worry humans, apiders know this is bad, but spinders not abandon you. Spiders will still be there okay? We are on the ground all the everywhere. We are not far away and we see your hurt and we want to help you. We a spider, we to encourgae you to fight for your rights. We to comfort you in the hardship times. We a spider, is always there.

[truespiderfactz]

I will fight with you

[spiders-spiders-spiders]

bringing this back because I think we need some spidery support and encouragement today

she swear she killed it

[tittily]

THE SMILE

[chiefbeefthief]

IM SO HAPPY NOW

[2747585937562-deactivated201803]

life hack

[adriofthedead]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[riotworkshop]

Thought Jon was holding the kitten wrong but no, it just likes to stick it’s leg out like that

give em the ol razzle dazzle

[tealesbian]

[markantonys]

this might be my favorite one yet

[plasticroyal]

[riprudevegan-deactivated2016102]

i am afraid

[skykangaroo]

how did he get that around his head

[tattoobodies]