hello 🧍‍♂️

honestly can't believe I'm still here 22 and cryptid to a random man named Luke

[zoesupreme]

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[sup-its-cat]

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE

[notes-and-violets]

I had to xD

[lasagnaforem]

Part 1

Backrooms (2026) - Kane Parsons, A24

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[whineosaur]

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

[spin-birdie]

if i were markiplier right now i would log into tumblr for the first time since february, reblog the horniest bloodymary art i could find, and then turn my phone off

[glassphinix]

[pomodoko]

simon your bobbies.png

[spin-birdie]

if i were markiplier right now i would log into tumblr for the first time since february, reblog the horniest bloodymary art i could find, and then turn my phone off

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[spin-birdie]

very stupid poll because im bored

so. mutated simon. guy who's like 10-25% fish. most of his mutations effect his head/upper body. REALISTICALLY, what do we think wouldve happened to his junk if he survived

bigger than it was before the expedition

smaller than it was before the expedition

bigger + noticeably fucked up (claspers, ovipositor, tentacle, ridges, etc)

smaller + noticeably fucked up (woe. broadcast spawning be upon ye)

no noticeable change

noticeable but incomplete change (junk only got half-fished like his face did)

The Kinkshame Button (no opinion/see results)

Voting ended onMay 27

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[thicque]

from Game Changer 8x01

Lou Wilson is an absolute comedic genius

[bulkhummus]

based off of this post

[mcnostril]

The real treasure was the fancy hat we found along the way.

As a rule of thumb, if you have to dig it up it's a crime, but if you can just yoink it then it's a-okay.

PS: Please note that some steps of the Troll Dance® were simplified for artistic purposes and I am not responsible for any of your characters being turned into sauce.

[nightmargin]

rocky new to ball

[puncertainty]

oh worm?