Giving la Vida Loca

[chiefjetters]

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My daughter’s teacher sent home work that I had to do. This was my way of expressing my heartfelt thanks.

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Update: my daughter said he laughed his ass off and kept chuckling to himself through the rest of class.

[chiefjetters]

My daughter's teacher sent home work that I had to do. This was my way of expressing my heartfelt thanks.

[mttbll]

Plotting a novel out of what has happened to you is like decorating your house by leaving the furniture wherever the movers left it.

Alexander Chee (via mttbll)

I have so many entertaining (funny, scary, sad, and crazy) stories.

[mttbll]

Plotting a novel out of what has happened to you is like decorating your house by leaving the furniture wherever the movers left it.

Alexander Chee (via mttbll)

[chiefjetters]

A co-worker found this weed in a container. We gave it a Christmas makeover with labels, earplugs and a grinding pad.

[chiefjetters]

A co-worker found this weed in a container. We gave it a Christmas makeover. Decorations are made of earplugs, labels, and grinding pads.

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Bought an external battery charger off e-bay.

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[rnashpotato-blog]

support fat girls with weird curves

support fat girls with no butt

support fat girls with small boobs

dont just support the hour glass/big booty “acceptable” fat girl

[curvynerdywordy-deactivated2016]

We come in all shapes and sizes. All gorgeous, for the record.

[chiefjetters]

Not a cat person, and it is a lil early for Christmas for me. But this was too cute and so much like a cat!

[chiefjetters]

Totally doable!

[laughingatmynightmare]

A few things: I freaking love your book except it's becoming a problem. I read in bed and my heehaw laughing and cackling is keeping everyone else in the house awake. Thanks for being so damn funny. I love your honesty and your drive to do cool things for other people so they don't feel alone with whatever they're dealing with. You're a cool dude. So with all that said, are you still accepting get shane on ellen submissions? I talk too much.

I’m so glad you enjoyed it! Thank you!

I am still accepting photo submissions. I want to keep submissions open for a while so I can get a whole bunch of photos and coordinate a great campaign to get Ellen’s attention.

To everyone seeing this: I’m creating a viral campaign to hopefully bring my message of laughing in the face of adversity to the Ellen show! I need your help though! Please email a selfie holding piece of paper that has “#GetShaneOnEllen” followed by a silly or serious reason why you think I should be on her show. I will be using the photos to create a compilation video which we will then blast out to Ellen on a specific day.

You can send submissions to [email protected]

Thank you!!!

[chiefjetters]

So it begins

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A colorful account of one woman's embarrassing flatulent MRI. I laughed until I cried!

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I laughed way too hard over this!