In the Anomaly

You should have racing stripes the way you keep me in pursuit. ALL Arctic Monkeys, ALL the time. This is my spin on life.

[childproofedcapsonheranswers]

Last Christmas I gave you my heart ♡♡♡   

My most prized possession, Nicholas O’Malley’s very first bass guitar, a sunburst Mexican Fender bass guitar, purchased during the 2010 charity auction to benefit young patients with cystic fibrosis at the Northern General Hospital in Sheffield. This is a cause near and dear to my heart, having lost my dear friend Melissa to CF and having watched many others struggle, and many more triumph over adversity with double lung transplants. I encourage everyone this Christmas to consider becoming a potential organ, eye and tissue donor by signing up on the Donate Life registry. Commit now to giving life to others when you die. Each registration serves as a symbol of hope to every patient awaiting a lifesaving or healing transplant.  Merry Christmas everyone! 

https://www.donatelife.net/register/

[andyourfullmoon]

Matt’s hydration station (?)

[childproofedcapsonheranswers]

ALEX TURNER: I like my women AND drummers well hydrated.

[gushingsunset-blog]

Alex Turner: The Human Dancing Mustard Seed

[rogerseyeliner]

matthew j helders III said they’re working on AM7

2021 already is looking better

[riskitsam]

YALL IVE BEEN SEARCHING THIS VIDEO FOR 3 DAYS AND I FINALLY FOUND THEM IM SO HAPPY BYEEEE

The way these two look at each other’s is going to be the death of me one day

[kat-atomic]

He. Put. Him. On. His. Knees. With. A. Look.

[lustforwordss]

[pascalcampion]

Out of character

2019

#pascalcampion

[sophiejarry]

Arctic Monkeys © sophie jarry 7 November 2013. Zénith, Paris.

[if-i-ever-was]

Fourth X (x) 

[if-i-ever-was]

(X)

[lebluesdefrancoisehardy]

Who did the 70s porn director look better, Turner or Shuman?

[childproofedcapsonheranswers]

Solidly Turner. 

[childproofedcapsonheranswers]

Miles Kane: ‘I couldn’t play the guitar. It terrified me’

Out to lunch with brit-rock's torch-bearer.

GQ Meets Milex Fanfiction:

Let me set the scene: sometime between Axl Rose getting braids (2002) and People Just Do Nothing jumping the shark (right now), those brothers in melodic yarns Turner and Kane, plus “another human being” – let’s call her “The Girl”, shall we, to save her poor mother’s heart condition? – are intertwined among the postcoital flotsam of an upmarket hotel room.

As threesomes go it was distinctly melodious: grins abound, joints are passed (maybe, or is that just a rollie?), sighs are breathlessly murmured and no one’s Cava breath is so metallic as to put anyone off thinking about not visiting said messy pleasure palace yet again.

“Hey, I’m glad you came,” Turner is alleged to have said, forever on the right side of etiquette and politeness in such matters. While Kane, in his sludgy Scouser lilt acknowledged, “Ah, thanks, man.” At which point Turner sat bolt upright in his sparkly gold briefs (unconfirmed) to stress who, in fact, his grateful aside was aimed at: “Not you, you wally. Her!”

[ace--of--arrows]

MILEX FANFICS EVERYONE SHOULD READ (AO3)

@lariekoekje / MechanicalHeart

Rear-view mirror

@girlinthepictureframe / WeirdChick333

Miracle aligner

Now we know

A trip into a dream

The briefest kiss

@tightredpants / Tightredpants

Across the universe

Daily routine

Find me

This once, and then we can forget

Cracked actor

There's a starman

The jeweller's hand

The foro sol incident

Guitar strings and bookends

@yvette-cigarette / yvette_cigarette

Across the universe

An unguarded moment.

Then there was the bad weather.

The ghost of Christmas past

How terribly strange to be seventeen...

Drive my car

There's a starman...

@richiebrook / RichieBrook

Won't someone dance with me

An evening in london

Contact

Picture book

The galaxy's edge

There's a brand new dance

A little distorted

Amsterdam

Dinner for two

I'll wear a mask for you

In for better weather

Still afloat

@gasdancer / GasDancer

The boy with the thorn in his side

Why won't you wear your new trench coat?

Joie de vivre

Bring your love baby, I could bring my shame

Telephone line

@tealybob / Tealybob

What butterflies eat

@elorianna / Elorianna

A place in your heart

In my wildest dreams

On the cusp

Something in your magnetism

Illuminations on a rainy day

Somewhere darker

Ain't got anything to lick without you baby

The mirror's image

@england-is-mine / england_is_mine

You'll never walk alone

White emulsion

Save it got the morning after

Cleveland

@shes-thunder-storms / acrobaticblood

Aeons behind liminality

Something to rely on

Down the pitfalls and never up

Cured my January blues

Why'd you only call me when you're drunk

Coax me out my low

Light of my life, fire of my loins

Save it for the morning after

@fiireside / fiireside

Come on in, the water's lovely

Time in a bottle

Wondrous place

Sick puppy

Glass-bottomed ego

Mr. Zero gravity

Sunlight, sunlight

The 36 questions that lead to love

Saturn's return

A wonderful week

@thosewhitejeans / thosewhitejeans

Cuddles in the kitchen

True romance

Two years have gone now

Technological advances (really bloody get me in the mood)

@glassjacket / Rhanon_Brodie (Glass_Jacket)

Hotel room (free love revival)

This world's a fiction

@dontcareajot / dontcareajot

Cigarette kiss

Facade

Fix

Snapshot

@hemovesthemoon / thecaskofarmadillo

Enemies to lovers

The turtle addendum

[misscurlyhairtoothemax]

flexible turtle™

[dontcareajot]

alex/miles and "what happened doesn't change anything"

Alex has a girlfriend.

Alex always has a girlfriend. He’s never single two minutes before he finds another bird to fall head over heels for. Miles is bitter, so he considers it a defense mechanism. It’s unkind of him, he knows, and unkind to the birds in question, who are almost always charming and sweet and, if nothing else, good to Alex. But still he thinks it. It’s Alex’s defense against him. Against wanting him.

Because Alex does want him. It’s there in the way his gaze lingers, the way he touches Miles, almost reverently. It’s there in the way he smiles- and Miles has noticed that he has this one smile, special and bright, that he saves just for Miles. It’s their smile. Miles always plays nice with Alex’s girlfriends, shakes their delicate hands and turns on the friendly charm, but inside he’s thinking, he never smiles at you that way. He wonders if they notice or if they refuse to notice. He wonders if they care.

If you get Alex drunk enough, he’ll actually admit it sometimes. Only to Miles, only with a whisper or a kiss in a darkened corner. But the next day it’s always the same. Alex will refuse to acknowledge it. His silence will say, what happened doesn’t change anything.

And Miles, bitter and jealous and hopeless and helpless, will let him get away with it.

[childproofedcapsonheranswers]

When fanfiction ceases being fiction... so well written.

[partynthem]

it’s been a wonderful week, hasn’t it, miles?

[milextalkbackup]

Alex ain’t jealous, he’s just possessive.

* From the time the boyfriends went to Sumo

[childproofedcapsonheranswers]

“Darlin’ if it’s all the same to you, I’ll have to myself.” Not hard joining the dots here.