This is Beans

I keep trying to make my header a picture of this GIANT pusheen plush I saw while drunk and cried about how fuckin huge and chubby it was, but tumblr keeps making it glitch and weirdly zoom in sometimes and I stopped caring, so, sorry about that. Congratulations if you get to see the full pusheen. (29, they/them, but feel free to use gendered terms especially if it's funny.)

[beachhotdog]

reblog to stare at your mutuals like this

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[beachhotdog]

reblog to stare at your mutuals like this

[captain-price-returns]

The death of credible government is darkly hilarious in a cosmic sort of way. Obviously, the FDA is useless now. Therefore, we must place our trust in more credible institutions, such as Taco Bell, which has been far more transparent and proactive in handling this parasite business.

[badassdemonsword]

[birds-in-posts]

Java sparrow (Padda oryzivora)

White morph

[transgenderer]

Thinking about 30-50 feral hogs again. Can you imagine the majesty. Murmurating like starlings. Elaborate emergent shapes. The deafening snuffling. They pass through a corn field leaving only rubble behind. And the danger! Don't get too close! It's electric. we have only begun to conceive of the hog

[brokenbloodymolars]

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

[brokenbloodymolars]

Lord if this works

[frightfullytreeish]

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[catcrumb]

[shaydh]

"why did you write that"

my fetish

my friend's fetish

not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

[beachhotdog]

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[beachhotdog]

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[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[sacred-portal]

[dogpuppy]

[beachhotdog]

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[holedyke]

obsessed with this pic from the wiki for kneading (cats)...eternal sweetness....