This is Beans

I keep trying to make my header a picture of this GIANT pusheen plush I saw while drunk and cried about how fuckin huge and chubby it was, but tumblr keeps making it glitch and weirdly zoom in sometimes and I stopped caring, so, sorry about that. Congratulations if you get to see the full pusheen. (29, they/them, but feel free to use gendered terms especially if it's funny.)

[beachhotdog]

reblog to stare at your mutuals like this

[3000s]

this is gagobears

[dogpuppy]

[paxamericana]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[beachhotdog]

reblog to stare at your mutuals like this

[nem23]

[ilovecats4ever]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

[orionthebirdguy]

this came to me in a dream

[beachhotdog]

reblog to stare at your mutuals like this

[dogpuppy]

[lakevida]

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

[tamamita]

Still the funniest fake leak

[savedgame]

Counter:

Ability: baby killer

[skittybot]

English to Japanese translation of the second image (from left to right):

“EAT UP THIS BULLSHIT!”

“Mega Klinklang Y Species: Pokemon Type: Steel/Electric/Drago Ability: Baby Killer Height: 96.0 m Weight: 616.0 kg”

“This image isn’t properly edited, and it’s still going to fool you!”

“Pokemon Y Klinklangknight”

“I’m making money and neither of us knows more than two words of Japanese!”

[melia-antifa-archive-deactivate]

The best part about the Baby Killer leak is how it’s so infamous that the latest season of the anime actually referenced it.

[ankle-beez]

[weirdvintage]

“The Birthday Cake” by Harry Whittier Frees, 1914

(Source: Library of Congress)

[hometoursandotherstuff]