one for sorrow, two for joy

come, doused in mud, soaked in bleach

[dogpuppy]

[mypoorcanary]

[snoopylovessoup]

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[chilipeppar]

It must get real lonely here, if you're Alannah. Or, maybe not, because if she's allowed to meddle with us I'm sure she can meddle with any of the other souls in her care. I wonder if she and the boss considered just how BORING this would be for the saps on the other side.

Point is, do you think she'd give me a shot if I tried it?

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[grungixfungi]

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[twistedhellknight52]

*Sigh* Im fuckeing , board … their nothing too s- *sees some left over weed*

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[sacred-portal]

[puppybong]

so nice you see him twice

[flipchild]

Wow... Bad ass...

[flipchild]

Seriously badass and awesome 💗

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

[angelicguy]

yelling at me cuz i keep feeding your 14 year old dog really sour candy

[chilipeppar]

MDNI

[sandmandaddy69]

[toskarin]

[3000s]