one for sorrow, two for joy

come, doused in mud, soaked in bleach

[toskarin]

[3000s]

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[bishopmd1234567890]

Dr Bishop you are so awesome please keep being cool ❤️

I will keep doing whatever I think is correct.

[dedicatedto1]

how come doctor has admirers

[chilipeppar]

She doesn't even appreciate them either. Typical

[bishopmd1234567890]

When, in my entire 52 years of living, did I ever ask you of what you think about *my* life and how *I* respond to "fan-letters"?

[chilipeppar]

You're 52?

In human years?

[bishopmd1234567890]

Everyone who works here is a moron

[chilipeppar]

Did the journal store explode?

[bishopmd1234567890]

Dr Bishop you are so awesome please keep being cool ❤️

I will keep doing whatever I think is correct.

[dedicatedto1]

how come doctor has admirers

[chilipeppar]

She doesn't even appreciate them either. Typical

[medievaljournalist]

im at th parking lot attacking people with chains & scythes & shit

[thattransotter]

Very unprofessional behavior from a journalist

[medievaljournalist]

its my day off

[markatoto]

we just found out doing this typically hurts the human body

[queermasculine]

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

[chilipeppar]

Sometimes I feel bad for the folk what don't treat their god(or gods) like people they can talk with. Other times like now I think I get it and think it must be pretty cushy having a business relationship like that. Imagine a friend you don't see often but at every get-together they know exactly how your life's been going or what you said/did that was stupid.

And you don't even have any material to throw back at them!

Should've called her house shit. That's not true, though, and mean. I don't like being mean to her much. She doesn't make it satisfying.

Which is also irritating.

Really, whose idea was this? We should just be rid of it entirely and save us of the trouble.

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[radiation]

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[glintblade]

me and who

[googleplaysore]

[dragongirlsnout]

When you drink a minuscule amount of alcohol and still get absolutely wasted: Night of the Hog

When you drink a ton and yet feel nothing out of the ordinary: Night of the Wolf

[dragongirlsnout]

I reference this literally every time I'm at a bar because I'm somewhat convinced I saw it in a tumblr post somewhere but I have been informed that this is not in fact a known tumblr post in circulation and I was shown a prophetic vision at some point leading me to form the dichotomy from first principals