you are not prepa--oh wait i guess you are, shit

I AM NOT A GODDAMN ANIME BOY, NOR IS THIS A PHASE. THIS IS MY LIFE MALFURION JEEZ

[eyepatch-mcgee]

do you ever look in mirror and just realise how hot you are because DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[chillidanstormrage]

no, i can’t see the mirror ||-(

[mia-greymane]

@eyepatch-mcgee:

*nods* Will do, hopefully we won’t get too lost though, I feel that’d probably be a little embarrassing! But yes, we’ll go have a look around, hopefully we’ll see you around later on? —

Of course! Come by the courtyard at some point, that’s where we’ve set the actual barbecues and music up. I’ll be there most of today– it’s where all the good gossip happens. *she chuckles* Anyway, you both have fun in the meantime.

[eyepatch-mcgee]

You have fun too! *takes Illidan’s hand and leads him away, then smiles up at him* So, anywhere you want to go look around first?

[chillidanstormrage]

Hmm... *he looks around, not that he can see anything* Some of the food smells really good. Can we go there first?

[chillidanstormrage]

@malfurioustormraging:

Well I suppose that’s your decision then. I’m not going to not go, I think we already know from past events which of the two of us is more valuable when it comes to slaying demons!

…but the demons all came back when you killed them. ||-( 

[malfurioustormraging]

Well, at least I managed to kill them all! All it means is I’ll have to kill them all again, which is more than you’ve ever done!

[chillidanstormrage]

*just starts crying again* Brother why did you have to copy my thing? ||-(

[chillidanstormrage]

@malfurioustormraging:

Well I suppose that’s your decision then. I’m not going to not go, I think we already know from past events which of the two of us is more valuable when it comes to slaying demons!

...but the demons all came back when you killed them. ||-( 

[chillidanstormrage]

@malfurioustormraging:

*watches Genn leave, then looks deep in thought* Wait, so we’d be fighting demons in this Argus place? Oh, I’m good at that, aren’t I? I suppose I could join you all!

—

I don’t like that idea, you’ll probably try to kill me too. ||-(

[malfurioustormraging]

Shush Illidan! I won’t do something like that, now are you going to actually say important things in this meeting, or just accuse me trying to kill you again?

[chillidanstormrage]

It was an important thing, I don't trust you! I'm not going if you're going!

[chillidanstormrage]

@malfurioustormraging: *watches Genn leave, then looks deep in thought* Wait, so we’d be fighting demons in this Argus place? Oh, I’m good at that, aren’t I? I suppose I could join you all! --- I don't like that idea, you'll probably try to kill me too. ||-(

[anduinception]

@aratortherememer:

*looks horrified by that, and very upset* No! I mean we should go to Argus to save him, not let him die! How could you say that?

Yeah Khadgar, what the fuck? *he stands and puts a hand on Arator’s shoulder* Well, I’m all for going to Argus and seeing what we can do to help there. If there’s any indication that the Army of the Light live– as hinted by Arator’s dream– then we should find them. Turalyon and Alleria are heroes, we owe it to them to help where we can. 

[aratortherememer]

*smiles gratefully at Anduin, seeming a lot more brave now he has some support behind him* Thank you Anduin. Well Khadgar, if you don’t want to support people I thought you considered your friends, then so be it. Does anyone else want to join us in going to Argus to save my parents and to try and destroy the Legion?

[chillidanstormrage]

*rather meekly puts a hand up* Um, I was planning on going there to kill demons, so I'll be there. I don't really want to get involved in your family drama though. It sounds complicated and scary ||-(

[chillidanstormrage]

@malfurioustormraging:

*is completely not bothered by what Lor’themar’s saying and just laughs at Illidan* Haha brother, do you still have to get your boyfriend to defend you all the time? How childish!

*cries even more, holding on to Lor’themar as he sobs* Stop it! Why do you always have to be so mean to me? ||-(

[malfurioustormraging]

We’ve been through this, I’m your brother I have to be mean to you! Now, stop going off topic, we were discussing blowing up your home before you so rudely interrupted!

[chillidanstormrage]

*just looks really sad* Please don’t blow up my home. ||-( There’s animals and stuff there too, you know. And forests.

[chillidanstormrage]

@malfurioustormraging:

*is completely not bothered by what Lor’themar’s saying and just laughs at Illidan* Haha brother, do you still have to get your boyfriend to defend you all the time? How childish!

*cries even more, holding on to Lor’themar as he sobs* Stop it! Why do you always have to be so mean to me? ||-(

[grandpa-khadgar]

@kaelupthass:

yeah but a naaru is what got me killed the fucking first time, so i think i should return the favour. it was uh, what was that fuckers name, a’dal or some shit? fuck that stupid wind chime!

–

No one will do any fucking of A'dal. He is a good friend of mine, and the only tolerable naaru. Kael'thas, literally everyone wanted you dead at that point, it’s not A'dal’s fault.

[kaelupthass]

*doesn’t look too happy at that* well rommath didn’t, so thats not everyone. get your facts straight khadgar. anyway, everyone in favour of blowing up outland, raise your hand!

[chillidanstormrage]

No don’t blow up Outland I live there ||-(

[malfurioustormraging]

*has his hand right up in the air* Blow up Outland my brother lives there!

[chillidanstormrage]

*starts crying*

[grandpa-khadgar]

@kaelupthass:

yeah but a naaru is what got me killed the fucking first time, so i think i should return the favour. it was uh, what was that fuckers name, a’dal or some shit? fuck that stupid wind chime!

–

No one will do any fucking of A'dal. He is a good friend of mine, and the only tolerable naaru. Kael'thas, literally everyone wanted you dead at that point, it’s not A'dal’s fault.

[kaelupthass]

*doesn’t look too happy at that* well rommath didn’t, so thats not everyone. get your facts straight khadgar. anyway, everyone in favour of blowing up outland, raise your hand!

[chillidanstormrage]

No don't blow up Outland I live there ||-(

[chillidanstormrage]

@eyepatch-mcgee:

Yeah, seventy years is barely anything in the grand scheme of things. I mean I’m five times that age already, and I’m hardly even middle aged. Hell, compared to Lilian I’m what, around fourteen times her age? Humans are just ridiculous when you think about it.

—

*is unsettled by that* Oh god, I don’t even want to think about how many times her age I am. That’s too weird. Humans are too weird. Isn’t Anduin about eighteen? That doesn’t make any sense to me.

[eyepatch-mcgee]

Every human is just a baby, it’s just a fact of life. *makes a face* It is really weird to think about actually, do you want to go drink until we stop thinking about this instead?

[chillidanstormrage]

*nods vigorously* That's a very good idea. Can you lead me to them? There's too much going on here and it's obscuring my vision a lot. ||-(

[chillidanstormrage]

@eyepatch-mcgee: Yeah, seventy years is barely anything in the grand scheme of things. I mean I’m five times that age already, and I’m hardly even middle aged. Hell, compared to Lilian I’m what, around fourteen times her age? Humans are just ridiculous when you think about it. --- *is unsettled by that* Oh god, I don't even want to think about how many times her age I am. That's too weird. Humans are too weird. Isn't Anduin about eighteen? That doesn't make any sense to me.

[chillidanstormrage]

@eyepatch-mcgee:

He’s in that crowd to the left of us, you might be able to see the faint outline of that mask he’s wearing because there’s no way that’s not infused with magic. He’s just swanning around right now by the looks of it, showing off. …Have to admit he does look pretty great though, that’s a really fancy dress.

*picks up on the magic and nods, looking in the right direction now* Oh yes I can see him now. That’s some impressive spellwork on the mask– quite a complex illusion. It almost looks like feathers. *he smirks a bit* Its been ten thousand years since I last “saw” anything resembling a feather. That’s weird to think about. 

[eyepatch-mcgee]

Oh wow, it has hasn’t it? Honestly every time you mention things like that it’s kind of mind blowing. Ten thousand years ago just seems incomprehensible to me. But I guess that’s because compared to you my life span is tiny isn’t it? I suppose it’s like how humans can’t really understand blood elf lifespans. They don’t really have the ability to grasp it either.

[chillidanstormrage]

To be honest it's a little incomprehensible to me too. It was ten thousand years of... nothing. It really only feels like the first six thousand years of my life were actually real, but that's still quite a big number. But yeah, human lifespans are the most confusing. They average seventy years or so, don't they? I've probably taken naps longer than that.

[chillidanstormrage]

@eyepatch-mcgee:

He’s in that crowd to the left of us, you might be able to see the faint outline of that mask he’s wearing because there’s no way that’s not infused with magic. He’s just swanning around right now by the looks of it, showing off. …Have to admit he does look pretty great though, that’s a really fancy dress.

*picks up on the magic and nods, looking in the right direction now* Oh yes I can see him now. That’s some impressive spellwork on the mask-- quite a complex illusion. It almost looks like feathers. *he smirks a bit* Its been ten thousand years since I last “saw” anything resembling a feather. That’s weird to think about. 

[eyepatch-mcgee]

*turns up with Illidan, wearing some very fancy formal robes and a mask though it’s not exactly hard to tell who he is since he is accompanied by Illidan fucking Stormage, but he’s completely not bothered by that, though raises an eyebrow when he sees Kael’thas all dressed up and practically gliding around the crowd showing off* Well, even with the masks there’s no mistaking Kael’thas. Show off.

[chillidanstormrage]

*is dressed up quite nicely too with a very demon hunter-y mask on. he looks around, confused* What’s he doing? I can’t see anything. ||-( 

[eyepatch-mcgee]

Uh, so what’s with that big green planet that’s just hanging around in the sky right now??

[chillidanstormrage]

Its probably nothing!! I’m sure its just an illusion or something, I don’t sense anything really wrong with it! 

[eyepatch-mcgee]

Are you sure?? I mean it looks pretty real, and all demon-y. I don’t know it seems a bit worrying I guess. Maybe Khadgar will know something about this?

[chillidanstormrage]

Yes asking Khadgar sounds like a good idea! I’ll, uh, I’ll go check with the Illidari and see if they know anything too.