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[crazcartridge-deactivated202508]

why dont you just go.... NOW!!!

[sexbeanpernicus]

I am prejudiced against rabies victims I think they're all fucking zombie freaks

[otterfire]

I need this to be explained

(I’m gonna be a vet assistant and like getting rabies is a real possibility by accident and like it’s a whole thing)

Are we talking like people who accidentally get it or like whAt

[crazcartridge-deactivated202508]

rabies sufferers are fucking undead freaks

[otterfire]

Excuse me WHAT

[crazcartridge-deactivated202508]

its open season on all biteheads

[otterfire]

That was somehow less helpful

[chilligula]

KILL ALL RABOIDS

[chilligula]

Will I be dead within the next 90 days? Stay tuned to find out..................

[chilligula]

So like Frankie Muniz is totally a NASCAR driver or something now right?...

[objekt-a]

they told me these women are authorized to sleep with you

[chilligula]

Rock and Roll fun fact: Bob Dylan’s birth name is George Zimmerman........

[chilligula]

I finally found out what happened to all the money I had in my savings accounts: it’s gone........

[chilligula]

Why do the undead eat brains instead of bread? Because they’re necroceliacs........

[chilligula]

First and only time I bought weed I contracted measles, so uh, there’s a lesson there.............

[chilligula]

Feeling old yet?........

[chilligula]

Dogmeat with rank 4 of the attack dog perk....

[chilligula]

Unfuture is certain.............

[chilligula]

The chilligula family will soon be whole again........

[chilligula]

Do you think Annie Lennox keeps in touch with all the cows from the video for Sweet Dreams? I sure hope so........

[chilligula]

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate dolphins any more than I already do....

[chilligula]

“My god skip you’ve got to help me”...

[chilligula]

I fucking hate pandas........