.............. @chilligula - Tumblr Blog

why dont you just go.... NOW!!!

I am prejudiced against rabies victims I think they're all fucking zombie freaks

I need this to be explained

(I’m gonna be a vet assistant and like getting rabies is a real possibility by accident and like it’s a whole thing)

Are we talking like people who accidentally get it or like whAt

rabies sufferers are fucking undead freaks

Excuse me WHAT

its open season on all biteheads

That was somehow less helpful

KILL ALL RABOIDS

Will I be dead within the next 90 days? Stay tuned to find out..................

So like Frankie Muniz is totally a NASCAR driver or something now right?...

they told me these women are authorized to sleep with you

Rock and Roll fun fact: Bob Dylan’s birth name is George Zimmerman........

I finally found out what happened to all the money I had in my savings accounts: it’s gone........

Why do the undead eat brains instead of bread? Because they’re necroceliacs........

First and only time I bought weed I contracted measles, so uh, there’s a lesson there.............

Feeling old yet?........

Dogmeat with rank 4 of the attack dog perk....

Unfuture is certain.............

The chilligula family will soon be whole again........

Do you think Annie Lennox keeps in touch with all the cows from the video for Sweet Dreams? I sure hope so........

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate dolphins any more than I already do....

“My god skip you’ve got to help me”...

I fucking hate pandas........

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