[drulalovescas]

okay but this is how hellers can still win

[chillonaandchingona]

logged back on after years after that promo video

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[daisiesandbumblebees]

please see a gynecologist

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Because I keep getting messages from people who didn’t google it.

[gemstone-gynoid]

[anarcho-gamerist]

[lavvender]

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

[shinyx2]

[2k31]

[kaijuno]

In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

men will be like I made this woman do all the cooking and cleaning and washing and track all the bills and appointments and raise all my kids but I did 8 whole hours of work today so I get control of the thermostat, TV remote, emotional manipulation, car, mealtimes, how much money my wife spends, and also what scent of air freshener the car gets…..and that’s what makes me a good dad to….however many kids it is we have.

[2headedgrrrl]

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gnowwho]

(The richest country in the world is Qatar, USA are 12th)

[welovegamingz]

The future of gaming is here..

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right

[one-time-i-dreamt]

animal petting

[justbadpuns]

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness

[ginger-ale-official]

I just feel like you shouldn’t drink the water that comes out of water Pokémon

[stupidand-fearless]

Don’t tell me what i should and shouldn’t do

[melonmemes]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

[zagreus]

the timestamps on these tweets really set the whole interaction off

[comingouttomyself]