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bullletproof-love

do you ever want to check up on someone but it’s just not ur place anymore

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brolinjosh

#get rekt

caroldanversenthusiast

netflix really did that ahahahahaha

no one can touch brie larson lol

lovelyirony

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea.

hiyakkii

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

cutiepiesub

Being attracted to someone’s voice is a real thing

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being a lesbian is exhausting. like you know what maybe i don’t have the energy to fall in love with every single beautiful woman who takes my starbucks order

intensional

I have one brain cell and it has depression

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In case you’re wondering how smart rats can be, and if Ratatouille is real, then allow me to share this story: I once had two rats, River and Chell, both rescued from a laboratory as babies. Chell was whip-smart and liked to ride around on my shoulders as I walked around the apartment. She would recognize places she wanted to go, such as her cage or the sofa, and I would raise my arm up to let her run across to her objective. She quickly cottoned on to this and, in an entirely self-taught behavior, would run to one of my shoulders or another and tug on my sleeve, to signal me to raise my arm in the direction she wanted. In this manner she was able to steer me around the apartment and would frequently use me as a taxi instead of walking herself. She then taught her sister how to do it too.