There are worse flavors than "pralines and dick"

I only log onto Tumblr to block all the porn-bots that follow me on Tumblr.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

“Europe belongs to Europeans”

1st of all you’re not even a real continent you’re lucky we don’t just call you Left Asia

[dynamicsymmetry]

Good stuff.

[eerian-sadow]

This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without any extra help. And I extra appreciated the “don’t rely on adverbs” bit, because they do have their place but they aren’t the only way actions can be emphasized.

[thrussy]

[highkeygay]

THIS IS THE WORST THING

[homofied]

[biboenvivo-deactivated20190629]

[munchausenbyproxy]

shout out to the funniest tag ive ever fuckin seen

[imjustheretoreblogggg]

when fanfiction gets to the smut too fast

[chillsmack]

[kristina100000]

no one:

straight girls:

[catchymemes]

[mileena--kahnumm]

[catchymemes]

[planeswalker78]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[mimikyyuu]

doctors in tweets be like

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[jawncharles]

[je-suis-votre-roi]

[nwbears]

So much truth here

[clubsdeuce]

advice to all the kids following me: when you turn 18 people are gonna try and tell you to buy porn or cigarettes because you can, fuck that. you know what else it legal to buy at 18? blades. get yourself a damn sword. a big knife is also okay.

[clubsdeuce]