I'd rather be asleep.

Your non-binary dad who doesn’t have any kids. 

[escuerzoresucitado]

[yeti-mischief]

I may be small, but inside I am a 12 foot home depot skeleton.

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

[luntfontanne]

if the video game industry were a just place this would be the best selling game of all time

incredibly funny that this guy is a senior gameplay animator at sucker punch like… you can literally see the ghost of tsushima in this…………

[luntfontanne]

oh my god his entire personal twitter is just devoted to this dinosaurs with swords game. his header is dinosaurs with swords. he has a patreon where his bio is "animator, the dino guy" and he's shared 23 updates for his dino game which he started in earnest LAST MONTH and every single clip looks SO cool like i am being entirely serious these animations are BONKERS smooth. truly a visionary. the greatest creative mind of a generation.

[beaft]

Peace and love on planet earth

[catboyluca62]

OP you cannot just not link the video

[tastefullyoffensive]

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[feralratbitesu]

elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created

[play-now-my-lord]

i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren't, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i've seen a good half-dozen "richest man in X country" instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won't stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn't love them so they're not happy

[play-now-my-lord]

this is the richest guy in africa and his mortal enemy, a bored brazilian man

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

[naggingatlas]

cats that say gay sex

[omghotmemes]

This is the picture Amazon sent my BIL to say the packages were “delivered to a family member directly”

[red-twist]

You just know his ass is saying roo roo

[frollosuggestions]

what’s that noise. 

[frollosuggestions]

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

[frollosuggestions]

i’m going to check

[frollosuggestions]

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

[meditationtemptation]

[1st-1]

The Eyes of God. Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria

Here it is at night.

[oeblaze]

Pretty sure the first picture is also at night, but super cool regardless.

[transfemininomenon]

[sandmandaddy69]

[frawgs]

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[chillybirb]

Sometimes I miss StumbleUpon