hellos

Funniest

[dogpuppy]

Hm ok what the fuck is this thing

[phantomofthehoepera]

downright uncanny

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[skyrigel]

[eebie]

be tender with my love

[paprikii]

[eebie]

[zybilna]

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

[lavenderprose]

Scott, two days after the Chirp Heard Round The World, having had a nap and ate a carb and kissed his boyfriend and realized that he should have under no circumstances let the two craziest motherfuckers in hockey know that he knows their secret: Ilya Rozanov is going to shoot me with a gun.

Shane, pacing in Ilya's living room and wringing his hands: Ilya, Scott Hunter knows about us we need to kill him we need to make it look like an accident we need to do it now

Ilya, kicking his feet and giggling: He said you sound like me?

[9cl]

Keep Yucking Im Bout 2 Yum

[vanglaggle]

me: wow im super sensitive and emotional right now. what the hell is going on

the notorious menstrual cycle:

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[irondive]

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[akashicrecord]

The 18th century miscarriage that I carry around in a jar has been saying some out of pocket shit lately 😂

[velvetun]

what it feels like asking anyone 1+ years younger than me if they wanna hang out

[gaytanic-panic]

[dogpuppy]