[nathandrqke]

RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE (2023)

[zevrans-archive]

is that a challenge???

[fascinationstreetmp3]

I trained you well... Leon.

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[sunfortune]

tumblr is about to be the social media equivalent of that olympic skater who won gold bc everyone in front of him fell over

[sunfortune]

played the long game with this quote

[parkayquarts]

#girl

[parkayquarts]

[vvanpiss]

[shittymoviedetails]

In Avengers: Endgame, there is a graphic sex scene between Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel. This is a subtle nod to the fact that I torrented the wrong movie.

[chrishemswortharchive]

It’s not fair. Doing the dishes? We take turns. Don’t even think about not coming back.

[kirschetein]

Sh*t Cloud Strife says

[carcosa-commune]

idk why everyone is mad pewdiepie got robbed??? uh, maybe the robber apologized??? it was just. a heated. burglary moment. why y'all sjws coming for this robber he did nothing wrong!!

[top-lil]

hey hey

OP

fuck you

[glowtech]

bidoofs law never lets me down

[top-lil]

[quasi-normalcy]

You’re…disappointed that they didn’t come up with a counter-argument to your brilliant and rapier-sharp point of saying “fuck you”?

[fudhchshfhvhffuckoff]

bro isnt that the down with cis guy

[dynal]

Glad to know nothing has changed over the past decade

[scope-dogg]

[deadblog293898210398]

him.

[deadblog293898210398]

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

Logging onto Tumblr

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

It might seem a bit mad, but there’s nothing wrong with using toilets as Transportation…

…if you end up…

…in a magical place….

…full of like-minded and diverse peoples.

[hotwinger-deactivated20160517]

[cloud-etudes]

Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them

Iron Man- 0/10. No trains. 

The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.

Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk

Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(

Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair

The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.

Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.

Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN

Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.

Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train. 

Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!

Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by. 

Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure

Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon 

Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!

Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.

Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart

Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.

[funkyness]

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[the-star-holder]

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

[otherwindow]

me: Apex Legends has the best communication system I’ve ever seen in a video game and completely refreshes the battle royale genre my mind: hnngnh Mirage hnnnhgnghgng