Be Still, And Know That I Am Dog.

heather ☆ 30s ☆ it/they service dog && jester extraordinaire

[godkissedme]

[drysqu1d]

this video's meant to be creepy but this part just made me laugh. go off spongebob

[winged-void]

Stupid maid got stuck again.

[ephemeralhorror]

hey ...(

i'm really sorry. but i put the maid higher.

[monidoll]

Sorry about that. I put your maid even higher.

[ashenmind]

Innovative techniques are the key to raising the bar in the maid high slump competition

[winged-void]

Raising the maid too

[maidthings]

put me down.

[winged-void]

It fell

[hyphymovement06]

i will look god in the face and walk backwards into hell.

[road0flife]

[creepiedaughter]

[hyphymovement06]

im giving up. finally. im giving up.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[takawoyu]

cable miku

[hyphymovement06]

here's how ill torture you david

[ornerycrab]

You are nothing but a grain of salt in the shrimps intestine, you are the apple in the pigs mouth, truly you are only a means to an end now go get your mom and tell her I'm ready for her and I BETTER hear the clap of her ass cheeks before my eyes catch a glimpse of her yummy muffin top jiggling

[six0fswords]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[devilishdescent]

me: hey man welcome in what can i get you

guy who jerks himself blind every night to the characters from a flossing based gacha game where all the girls are bits of food stuck in the teeth of the demiurge and you can like feed the demiurge different meals to change the pool of waifus you’re pulling from and their names are all like “stringy chicken” and “wet cheese crumb” and shit: just a black coffee please

[procrastinationstationxx]

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[dogpuppy]