I'm not honest, but you're interesting

People still read blog descriptions?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bvttcheek]

[maclonna-deactivated20160905]

[dietcoketho-deactivated20140921]

me

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[great-tweets]

cursed level over 9000

[thejokesondee]

[notparkr-deactivated20200822]

[railroadsoftware]

me: (farts right before leaving a store) my girlfriend: oh wait I want to look at this one last thing me: no we got to go right now

[2006u]

space jam’s birthday is in 3 days and it’s gonna be 17

[2006u]

[ghostdaddotcx]

[freshmoviequotes]

[lagonegirl]

[pettycentral]

[hypnotic-flow]

lmfaooo 😂

[creativecooley]

Lmaooo

[yassmines]

im a personality catfish . u get to kno me and ur like oh .

[capacity]

Why is everyone just out there living my ideal life being crazy and getting abducted by aliens wtf

[emotiona1shorty]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[chinrest]

I’m not sure if this is satire or not lol

[missvandelay]

there should be a like thingy for Snapchat cause I always wanna let them know i like their snap but I don’t wanna reply with words you know