tum'blarr the ever-living

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[ghostdaddotcx]

[brucebocchi]

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[brucebocchi]

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[dressedasgoblins]

This is a mural in Austin that someone vandalized either way still a nice message

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

@admiral-ampersand

[allieyy]

The original artist’s response:

And the “young artiste”’s response to their response: 

[butch-king-frankenstein]

truly cannot relate to all these people I see lately being like “girls love to transcend the limitations of the flesh and embrace the purity of the machine“ but their frame of reference for “the purity of the machine” is like, breakable and disposable modern consumer electronics. girlies I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are not transcending shit, you are significantly more fragile than the flesh and you are going to be thrown away in 1.5 years when planned obsolescence kicks in. catch me actually surpassing the bonds of organic humanity as a completely analog piece of industrial machinery full of red-hot valves and slamming pistons and the ability to replace my own bolts when they finally wear down after 15 years of continuous operation. I am a vital part of the supply chain and they will never stop manufacturing replacement parts for me. I am a colossus of heat and steel that will remain functional long after the flesh recedes into the soil and the glass and plastic has melted and shattered under my high-pressure max-torque industrial treads. I forget what I was talking about originally but my point stands

[maxknightley]

I’m out here getting vagueblogged by Tetsuo The Iron Woman

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

hey if you're ever bored go read conservapedia. every article gets more deranged as you keep reading and it's truly an experience.

here is the conservapedia article on chess for example:

and before you ask, conservapedia is NOT satire, AND it was originally created because one guy couldn't get creationism to replace evolution on wikipedia.

[ghostdaddotcx]

They legitimately get into fatphobia before they ever talk about the board or the pieces or the rules

[ghostdaddotcx]

Jesus, gaben, who's running the show over there? Tie-Belt?

[magnetictapedatastorage]

craigslist apartments have some of the most insane photography imaginable.

this looks like it came from a dream

[thesecretuncle]

Nerf Dart POV

[ghostdaddotcx]

setting your FOV to 160 so it's almost impossible for anyone to sneak up on you

[afloweroutofstone]

Neither Golf Magazine OR Christmas Cookies Magazine are talking about Elon Musk. Our liberal media’s censorship tactics at work

[ghostdaddotcx]

yeah, but I'd expect front-to-back coverage in TOOL GUIDE

[doubleca5t]

lmao so Sam Bankman-Fried, the CEO of that giant crypto exchange that just collapsed was apparently famous for playing League of Legends during business calls which was impressive to venture capitalists for some??? reason so in an effort to add insult to injury someone dug up his ranking in League and found out that he's actually really bad at it and, just to rub salt in the would, that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of all people is *significantly* better than him

this all made even better by AOC's contribution to the thread

[ghostdaddotcx]

AOC came into office as a bronzelord and has climbed to silver entirely during her congressional term

respect, honestly

[ghostdaddotcx]

happy to announce that elon has hired tie-belt to run the skeleton crew at twitter

[liberalsarecool]

Republicans love/need the uneducated.

[mtfoss]

[ghostdaddotcx]

[bonzai-bunny]

[image description: first gif is of a wrestler who acts like he is about to shake dog’s paw and then doesn’t. the second gif is of an angry crowd reaction.]

[ghostdaddotcx]

Thank you for making my post accessible to vision-impaired communities. Genuinely.

[pissvortex]

happy to announce that elon musk literally has the worst elden ring build in existence

[pissvortex]

almost maxed equip load. moonveil. radahn armor with gintstone crown. no healing flasks equipped. 31 vigor at level 111 (with radahn’s soreseal!). no chance he’s actually playing this game and not just afk farming

[pissvortex]

he has almost 70 intelligence and 40 mind and these are the spells he’s using. Ok.

[ghostdaddotcx]

either he's farming Limgrave or he's the most incurious person in the fucking world to have only 5 memory slots at level 111

[ghostdaddotcx]

I think it has to be the latter because he's somehow made it up to the fucking mountains to get Ice Storm of Zamor but only has 5 memory slots

[pissvortex]

happy to announce that elon musk literally has the worst elden ring build in existence

[pissvortex]

almost maxed equip load. moonveil. radahn armor with gintstone crown. no healing flasks equipped. 31 vigor at level 111 (with radahn’s soreseal!). no chance he’s actually playing this game and not just afk farming

[pissvortex]

he has almost 70 intelligence and 40 mind and these are the spells he’s using. Ok.

[ghostdaddotcx]

either he's farming Limgrave or he's the most incurious person in the fucking world to have only 5 memory slots at level 111

[ghostdaddotcx]

[ayeforscotland]

Facts.

[titleknown]

For context: This guy was the co-creator of Dogecoin.