The quest to become Real

[chipotlecultscp]

year

[chipotlecultscp]

[They are all sitting in their room, dressed like their Holy Ones, trading candy with each other.]

[chipotlecultscp]

👽

[chipotlecultscp]

What’s Halloween?

[trashfoundation]

it’s a day where you dress up in costumes and go around to people’s houses and get free candy, it’s great

[chipotlecultscp]

Oh!!

What's a house?

[chipotlecultscp]

What’s Halloween?

[chipotlecultscp]

So, how’re you dudes doing? Just hanging loose? -Fresh Anon

tumblrs layout sucks now

[chipotlecultscp]

((welp. tumblr’s forced me onto the new dashboard. again. and also on my main account. we’ll be back when there’s a fix for this

[trashfoundation]

another chipoltist

@chipotlecultscp is the kid like you guys

i need all the help i can get

[chipotlecultscp]

🧑‍🔬 here.

That isn’t one of us.

Kindest regards, 🧑‍🔬.

[chipotlecultscp]

🧑‍🔬 here.

It seems I am stuck in the crawlspace again.

[chipotlecultscp]

🧑‍🔬 here.

Why the fuck is everything collapsing?

[chipotlecultscp]

🧑‍🔬 here.

Something put me outside and in the grass. Whatever it was should have probably known it was raining.

Can someone let me back inside, please?

[chipotlecultscp]

*pulls scientist (my phone doesnt have the emoji) out of the site and sets them down on the grass*

[!!!!]

[They’re outside now, and very confused.]

[chipotlecultscp]

🧑‍🔬 here.

It seems I am stuck in the crawlspace again.

[chipotlecultscp]

🧑‍🔬 here.

Why the fuck is everything collapsing?

[chipotlecultscp]

🧑‍🔬 here.

It seems I am stuck in the crawlspace again.

[chipotlecultscp]

[Why is something tugging on their wrist?]

[chipotlecultscp]

[Snzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....]

[chipotlecultscp]

Lend an ear to the 411, brosephines! Crypto is back in town!! -Fresh Anon

....Who?

[chipotlecultscp]

sorry that was a typo I meant how you **gays** doing

hgkfdshjgfsd nice

[chipotlecultscp]

so...how you guys doing?

we’re good 

just chillin tbh