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ROP Sauron: *shit his pants*

ROP Sauron: It’s Galadriel’ s fault! I shit my pants because of her.

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Well at least the actor read the book

Sauron wouldn’t share power.

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So is incel Sauron better than Kylo ren?

I mean, he kinda wanted her to be his queen too.

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This is my Sauron, not some dollar store Aragon who tried to bang Galadriel. Imagine they could’ve just followed shadow of mordor story line with celebrimbor. But hey, the writers are white straight let’s just ship Sauron and Galadriel. So sweet. Next season will be she found her husband and cried about how Sauron cheated on her LOL

P.S.

Stupid white male writers tried to blame everything on their main female character can eat my shit.

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You know what’s the difference?

Legolas especially PJ ver is basically an orc killing machine.

While diverse elf was a slave of orc, kept getting his ass kicked by orcs, and needed strong women to save his diverse ass.

So better than Legolas? Which part? The part when he prepared to abandon his girlfriend to protect the sword?

You know what? Legolas never got caught, and never would he sacrifice his friends.

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And yes that discount Aragon is Sauron.

I thought everyone knew the leaks but damn some of u don’t know like HOW?

Well if u haven’t seen the leak u can still figure it out by yourself.

Retarded writers recommend by JJ actually thought they could write something better than JJ’s Reylo.

Seriously I hope the leaks were fake but looks like its gonna be just like that since Halbrand is the writers ’ self insert wanting an elf pussy so hard LOL

White men wet dream, aka an incel Sauron will be revealed in ep8 lol

He will invite Galadriel and she will refuse to join him so he will be like a soy boy crying out loud.

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Thinking about those two retarded white male writers had to use PowerPoint reminding people Southland, Mordor.

I am pretty sure there won’t be any annatar. Sauron is just among the characters we have known

Because imagine this, in the final ep they show a new character annatar and people haven’t read the books will be like WHO

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I bet in next Galadriel is gonna figure out halbrand’s true color and said bye b*tch to him.

I am surprised no one noticed that in this ep Galadriel didn’t really care about Halbrand was alive or not.

Yes she called halbrand twice but after that she didn’t give a flying fuk and started talking about her husband lol

Why in this episode talking about her husband? Where’s her husband mentioned in previous episodes?

And she didn’t bother asking anyone hey if u saw my friend or his body

The writers were so lazy that they wanted to immediately distance them in one episode but with a lame way.

And when she found out he’s still alive she called him friend after checking his injuries with a specious face and awkward smile if any of u noticed.

Evil reveals itself and I think evil just did.

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Sauron is supposed to look 1000 times more attractive than PJ’s Legolas and his daddy combined.

Yet we got a dirty human who’s originally called discount Aragon by fans.

Seriously I can’t with this show.

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Halbrand, aka discount Aragon, was the promised king of an shitty ugly place with only 50 people and then 10 minutes later ka boom he got most likely 20 people survived and with no army. Yeah, king of trash can.

[andrew-garfielld]

Show them who we are.

BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER (2022) dir. Ryan Coogler | Official Trailer

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EWAN MCGREGOR + death sticks OBI-WAN KENOBI: A JEDI’S RETURN

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Yeah I know some people hate Guyladriel because they think she’s such a Nazi she shouldn’t have cool action scenes and all that.

But hey, look at the bright side, isn’t this ver of Galadriel could simply let NOT SAURON lick her p*ssy so this poor baby would stop doing stupid shits to the middle earth and we won’t even need six long ass movies.

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My favorite Clintasha related scene was when Nat told her sister to put the seat belt on

As soon as she saw taskmaster take out his bow she immediately realized it’s Clint’s fighting style

And if it’s really Clint there both of them were fucked.

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What Natasha could remember about Budapest

What Clint could remember about Budapest

You and I remember Budapest very differently

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Do you think if Nat would tell Steve her family after Thanos event？

Because Steve told Tony that Avengers were her only family, maybe her Russian family got completely erased by Thanos, only her OG family survived. Maybe Steve knew that too, and he wasn’t sure if they could successfully bring back half of the universe at that moment thats why he said YEAH, US. Natasha looked so depressed because half of the universe, including her Russian family, were all gone.

I don’t know man. Talking about continuity.

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Wait so now “it shouldve been Clint” is a trend or something lol