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Peter Parker: my back hurtsā¦
from carrying all of Marvel
Im about to start writing fan fiction for my own damn fan fiction
mamma mia here we go again
āYou canāt be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if thereās no neighborhoodā (Infinity War).
Peter Parker // Spider-Man
Can we talk about how the NEW Statue of Liberty in nwh was the color of copper, not green? meaning it hadnāt oxidized yet??
Did they REBUILD the entire fucking Statue of Liberty????
but when the shield fell off, the torch was still there? did they? just cover it up after rebuilding it?
obviously the shield is new, not securely attached, and heavy (because well duh) so hypothetically, would Lady Liberty even be able to accommodate that large a mass so high above her center of gravity?
kevin did u think this one through?
Can we talk about how the NEW Statue of Liberty in nwh was the color of copper, not green? meaning it hadnāt oxidized yet??
Did they REBUILD the entire fucking Statue of Liberty????
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I quickly did this venn diagram to prove a point to my friends - feel free to add / alter anything lmao
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āIām sorry, did I step on your moment?ā
Natasha Romanoff // Black Widow
Some HP ships to consider
Ginny x Oliver Wood:
They would be so cute, okay.
In the beginning theyāre both on opposing Quidditch teams and during games theyāre suuuper competitive. They make snarky/teasing comments at each other on the pitch and the crowd LOVES it.
There was even a petition to mic the two just to hear what theyāre saying.
But when theyāre not playing each other, you can bet that Oliver is her biggest fan. Heās at every game and cannot believe heās dating the best Chaser in all of England.
And of course Ginny is at all of his games. The best games are when theyāre playing on the World Cup team together. You can bet that theyāre the stars of every advert the entire tournament.
Their first kiss was on a broom, so of course they have to kiss each other after every match.
Which of course makes Oliver Witch Weeklyās Bachelor of the year. (Heās taken, sorry ladies)
She makes fun of him for a month.
Until she gets on the cover somehow, too.
āGinny if we have five kids we can have an entire quidditch team!ā
āNo, Oliver.ā
But theyāre wonderful at family dinners.
Bill, Charlie, and Ron are so excited that there are two professional quidditch players in the family, and George is pretty happy to have his old friend around so much.
ābut really Ginny? Wood?ā
āShove off, Georgeā
And OF COURSE Mrs. Weasley wouldnāt let Oliver and Ginny share a room (even though ābut mum, weāre engaged!ā) so Oliver And Percy are roommates again.
And when they go home they cuddle and read a book by the fire and they wonder how they got so lucky, because no matter what happens on the pitch, they know that theyāll always have each other.
Ginny found a keeper, and sheās going to keep him.
Ginny x Luna (as a romance or friends/roommates):
The good cop bad cop dynamic.
When Ginny comes home, Luna always has her favorite pastries made.
Ginny tries to return the favor, but almost burns down the house.
Luna is at all of Ginnyās games, each time bringing her a good luck charm or crystal.
They go on long hikes through the forest because Luna likes to pick wildflowers.
Luna will end up putting a lot of them in Ginnyās hair.
Luna becomes a magizoologist and Ginny surprises her with a puffskein.
Sometimes they help the aurors hunt death eaters because Harry and Ron are in a bit over their heads.
āLuna, tell this death eater where he can shove his wand.ā
āIn his wand pocket?ā
āNo.ā
Luna paints pictures of Ginny and hangs them all over the house.
Ginny tried to paint Luna and ended up with a stick figure.
Ginny is convinced Luna is the more talented one but Luna always tells her otherwise.
Any time Luna so much as scratches her knee, Ginny demands to know who did it so she can smite them, but Luna always calms her down.
Draco x Blaise:
If Draco is gay, heās not in love with his arch nemesis, heās in live with the hottest boy at hogwarts.
He likes Blaise because he was never really into the death eater stuff, but heās still a Slytherin.
Blaise is a bit wary of Draco at first because of the dark mark on his arm, but it doesnāt take long for them to find common ground.
They bond by making fun of the articles about Harry in the prophet.
āThe Chosen One, thinks heās so cool.ā
āYeah, heās not even that cute.ā
Draco is always buying expensive suits for Blaise because he just looks so good in them.
Blaise returns the favor by making anti-anxiety potions for when Draco wakes up from his nightmares.
Blaise becomes a healer, because his skill in Potions is undeniable.
He then of course is voted āhottest healerā and all the patients at St. Mungos pay extra to see him.
The Malfoys arenāt sure they approve, but a Slytherin boy is better than a Gryffindor girl, in any case.
The two spend their nights watching the stars and making up new constellations.
When heās with Blaise, Draco feels like a better person. Heās not so sure he wants to be the Minister anymore.
He aims for a job where he can help more people.
Blaise convinces him to make up with the trio. Theyāre cordial, and Hermione is so nice to him now, so much nicer than Pansy.
Potter still doesnāt trust him, but Draco did break his nose once, so he supposes thatās fair.
But it doesnāt matter what anyone thinks when Draco is wrapped in blankets, playing chess with his boyfriend. Nothing else seems to matter.
Parvati x Lavender:
Theyāve been best friends forever, do I even need to tell you how perfect theyād be? Theyāre the token lesbian couple and theyāre proud of it.
They both read divination magazines while cuddling in fuzzy socks and Chinese takeout from that muggle place is basically all they eat.
Padma canāt help but laugh at her sister, because thereās āno way you two are even real.ā
Hermione is their biggest fan (mostly because she knew lavender was never right with Ron anyway)
Harry doesnāt know what to think of all the gay couples since he was raised in a fairly bigoted household so it takes him until the wedding to realize that they were dating all along.
They eat cookie dough while watching muggle rom coms and laugh until their bellies hurt.
Cho x Neville:
This was the ship I never knew I needed.
Cho is first drawn to Neville because heās a lot like Cedric.
Heās brave, tall, handsome, and so very kind.
But heās more than that too.
He lifts her off her feet the way Cedric never could.
His magic is exponentially better since she met him in her sixth year.
She starts to love Neville for everything that he is, instead of his similarities to a boy she used to know.
He takes her on long walks through the forest and points out every plant.
Sheās enamoured by him and how much he cares.
When they move in together, she buys him a succulent, and he praises it more than all the others. When anybody asks him which plant of the hundred in their house is his favorite, heāll always answer that one.
She takes him on a date to the library, and when they get home, she sits in his lap as he reads to her the books they picked out.
She visits him at Hogwarts. The students always notice a really pretty girl in a sweater hanging around the greenhouses with Professor Longbottom.
Thereās a piano in their house where Cho plays concert length pieces without even trying.
Whenever she sits down to play, Neville rushes into the room to listen.
He says the plants enjoy her singing and thatās why they do so well.
Every kiss with Neville tastes like lavender and mint, and itās always so much better than every kiss with Cedric.
They dance together in the moonlight without any music. Only crickets and the sounds of their feet can be heard as he pulls her into him and they dance to the rythm of the night.
When Slughorn retires again, thereās an opening at Hogwarts, and Cho takes it. Sheās the new Potions teacher, and Neville couldnāt be happier. He gets to be with his wife every day? He must be the luckiest man alive.
Professor Chang is the new mom of the school and all of her students love her. She is the kindest teacher at hogwarts and all the kids come to her for help.
She brews potions to help with sleep and depression to give to kids, and she gives them licorice wands when they ask nicely.
All the young boys have a crush on her, but Professor Longbottom reminds them that āsheās taken, sorry Mr. Lupin.ā
Cho and Neville spend a lot of time with the trio. Things with Cho and Harry are patched up now (thank Merlin) and sheās really happy that she has such good friends and an ever better husband.
After classes, they find themselves cuddling a lot, laying on a blanket in the grass by the greenhouses. Cho listens to Nevilleās heartbeat and knows that he was the one for her all along.
āIs it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?" "Yes." "You called her a liar?" "Yes." "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?" "Yes." "Have a biscuit, Potter.āĀ
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix // Happy Birthday to the boy who made our childhoods just as magical as his. We raise our wands to you, Harry Potter.Ā
Iām willing to post clarification (w/ references) for anyone who needs it
ask and ye shall receive:
OKāālet me explain. As much as I dislike Harry using the spell lumos and lumos maxima in his bed at 4 Privet Drive at the beginning of the movie version of the Prisoner of Azkaban (because that sequence certainly doesnāt happen in the books), it isnāt exactly wrong. Hear me out. Thereās been a lot of negativity over this particular slip up because of the rules of the Decree of Underage Sorcery which states that no underage wizard can perform magic outside of school grounds; however, there is an instance in the books which prove that the lumos spell might not be categorized as usage of underage magic. On pg. 17 of The Order of the Phoenix,Ā Harry uses lumos in an attempt to find his wand so he can cast the patronus charm. Of course, Harry did break the law when he cast Expecto Patronum,Ā but that was brought up in his trial on pg. 140 of OotP, whereas the wand illuminating charm isnāt mentioned. Fudge very clearly wanted to see Harry expelled, so he would have stacked up as many possible charges against Harry during the hearing to try and make the evidence seem all the more damning. This HAS to mean that the ministry either doesnāt monitor the use of lumosĀ among underage wizards, or they donāt care since it clearly isnāt breaking any laws. So, it is magic, but it isnāt considered magic that could break the Statute of Secrecy if used in the presence of a muggle.Ā
The PoAĀ lumos scene wasnāt necessary or accurate, but it certainly wasnāt wrong or even illegal. Thanks for coming to my ted talk
"If weāre both going crazy, then weāll go crazy together, right?" -Mike Wheeler (season 2)
Stranger Things 3 // 2019
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