Real nigga review of Google Daydream View
I think it was @sleeping-giant who asked me what I thought of it.
Basic overview for people who don’t know. Virtual Reality is a thing but if you want a real VR headset you’re gonna have to drop $700 on an Oculus or HTC Vive.
However, if you just wanna dip your toe in the water and see what its like for cheaper, you can do it if you have a Samsung Galaxy 7 or a Google Pixel which are smartphones with VR capability.
For Samsung you can buy a Gear VR headset for $100 and for the Pixel you can buy a Daydream for $70.
I have a Daydream, quick impressions:
It definitely takes some getting used to in terms of adjusting your eyes to the new environment. The very first time I used it was a horrible experience, I was like “ummmm fuck this”. On my second try I figured out that you have to make little adjustments to adjust your vision. For me it was making the head straps tighter. For some reason, blinking your eyes one at a time works really well also.
Going into VR mode will make your phone DUMB HOT. It also drains the battery quick as fuck. If your joint aint at least 90% when you decide to do VR you might as well forget about it.
Also, because of the heat factor and the battery drain factor, you really can’t VR for more than 30 minutes at a time. When your phone gets really hot the remote control starts acting wonky.
I tried to be smart and plug my phone in so it could charge while I was doing VR and it got so hot that the bitch just turned off. It was like “nah fam”
Since this is so new there are barely any apps or games, but I did find a newly released game called Battle Planet that is super fun. It costs $10 but if you know how to steal apps you can get it for Free 99.
The NFL and NBA have VR apps that you can download but as of right now the content is in its infancy state and not very interesting.
Since porn is obviously not officially supported I had to do some investigating to find out the best apps for it. Use an app called SKYBOX. You have to find the porn files on your own, I used a torrent site. VR porn files are wild big… 2 to 8 GB depending on how much detail you want when you beating your dick. I opted for the 8GB files because if I’ve come this far I might as well go all the way.
SKYBOX lets you stream the files from your laptop to the phone so you dont have to have big ass porn videos on your joint. You can probably use PornHub too but I didn’t try them.
The first time you jack off with a VR headset on you’re probably going to feel stupid. I personally didn’t because I have no shame. I’ve let women piss in my face… this is nothing compared to that. I’m too far gone.
Because smartphone VR isn’t full-fledged VR, the quality isn’t going to be super good. It kind of looks like you’re looking through a screen door. You can see tiny pixels. its distracting the first couple of times but after that you don’t notice it anymore
This is the part I wasn’t expecting. Women in VR porn look HUGE. I don’t mean fat… I just mean really tall and big. I don’t know much about this kind of technology so I can’t break it down articulately, but the bitches look 8-9 feet tall and you feel really small.
Getting your dick rode by a woman the size of Yao Ming is weird at first but I honestly found it kind of hot after a while. New Fetish Alert.
Major Drawback: Almost all VR porn is white. I could only find 2 videos with Black chicks. But it was the kind of “Black chicks” that you find on NaughtyAmerica. It will probably years before we can get some hood girls with stretch marks and dimples in their asses on here.
Side Note: You can watch regular porn with the VR headset if you want to. Regular porn on VR really just looks like you’re sitting in a giant movie theater by yourself jacking off. When you turn your head left to right you just see all these empty seats. Which is either awesome or sad depending on your perspective.
Final Verdict: ……. Its cool…. You shouldn’t go out of your way for it, but its cool. Most people will probably be fine waiting a few years for the technology to get better.
I beat my dick to VR porn like 4 times and the orgasms were above average but not like…. mindblowing or anything.
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