Chivalry is not Dead

Hopeless romantic. Butch lesbian. Let me fill your dash with nerdery, cats and beautiful women.

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And God spake unto all of Creation

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“TAG YOUR GORE/POMEGRANATES ASSHOLE” GREATEST SENTENCE EVER.

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I was preparing a pomegranate a week or so ago and I had to walk away and sit down because I suddenly remembered that “tag your gore/pomegranates” thing and couldn’t stop laughing for a while.

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when people say that those hypersensitive stereotypes for tumblr aren’t true, show them this

This is too much stupid for me to handle all at once 

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I hate tumblr for the one part of the part and love it for the other.

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I mostly just hate tumblr

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I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.

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It’s dumb. It works.

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Welcome Renewal (USA) by John Williams || Website

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good night moon <3

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God bless public restrooms with paper towels instead of those blow thingys

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I’m on my way! - Illustration by Justine Wong of Patterns and Portraits Find me on instagram / store / portfolio

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photo shoot from 1994

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Trifecta of selfies

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By Request

Neither of us were surprised when the trip turned intimate.  To be honest I think we were both surprised how long it took.  Our WhatsApp flirting was far beyond innocent and we were both thirsty for some naughty fun.  So now that we’ve made it back to the house we’re both looking forward to seeing all our clothes in a pile on the floor.

Still standing in the doorway of your bedroom, we fall into a passionate kiss.  You taste so delicious.  I can feel the metal on your mouth rubbing against my lips and the feeling of your tongue diving into me awakens my groan.  We bite and play with each other’s mouths and I sneak my hands under your shirt to feel your soft waist and hips.  Not wanting to waste any time, you allow me to pull it over your head with your bra, revealing your tender nipples I long to take into my mouth.  You bring me over to the bed and I mount you.  Knowing damn well you want to see my chest as well I take a moment to tease you.  Slowly lifting my shirt above my head I reveal my chiseled abs.  Then I slip my hand under my binder, making you jealous by touching my own tits.  After your moans of objection I finally tear it off and bring my chest to yours.  Our bodies feel so good against each other.  Lip locked again, I reach a finger up to your nipple and play with your piercing.  When your breathing gets heavier I move my mouth down to the other and encircle it with my tongue.  As I enjoy the softness of your areola your groans grow louder and finally I bring my lips around your nipple to softly suck.  I follow with gentle bites and pinch the other nipple, giving you just enough pain to drive you wild.  You grab my breasts as well – the perfect handful – and squeeze them with uninhabited irreverence.

I finally slide my hands and face down your navel to the top of your leggings.  I can already smell your cunt and it makes me more eager to taste you.  I quickly pull down the fabric to reveal your excited pussy glistening with cum.  I start by flicking your clit with my finger and watching the reaction on your face.  Your moans communicate to me that you’re quite enjoying yourself and it makes me smile with gratification.  As your cunt gets wetter and wetter I decide I can’t wait any longer to get it in my mouth and beg you to straddle me.

You climb onto my bare chest with your sexy round ass in my face.  I give it a loud spank of approval before pulling the wet lips of your slit to the impatient lips of my mouth.  When I poke the tip of my tongue into your sweet, pink hole you start to grind above me.  Every penetration goes deeper and deeper until I’m pushing and pulling my entire tongue in and out.  With my hands on your hips I feel you rock back and forth to the rhythm of my tongue thrusts.  I can’t help but buck my own hips as I feel myself drip with cum under my pants.  You clearly notice this and anxiously undo my zipper.

You rub my swollen clit over my boxers for a time to tease me.  I’m still trying to focus on sucking your pussy dry but you’re making it much more difficult.  Finally you pull my boxers down below my ass and bury your own lips in my furry cunt.  My clit is engorged with excitement as we suck on each other, rocking our bodies to the other’s pulse.  In an eruption of groans and spasms we skillfully bring each other to orgasm, enjoying our simultaneous ecstasy.  Finally, you collapse onto the bed next to me, both of us completely spent.  We lie there for a while, catching our breath.  Eventually you come back up to the head of the bed and lay your head on my chest.  I wrap my arm around you, and we drift off into a contented sleep.