Chives

80 year old man

[chivesthebutler]

Goodman shot me

[chefpeepeeoffical]

I like old people🤔🤔🤔😍

[chivesthebutler]

What 🥹

[chivesthebutler]

@god-sml can you please kill me already

[god-sml]

I'll think about it

[chivesthebutler]

Please 😢

[god-sml]

You can die when goodman dies😄😄😄

[chivesthebutler]

I'M ABOUT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO DO IT MYSELF

[chivesthebutler]

@god-sml can you please kill me already

[god-sml]

I'll think about it

[chivesthebutler]

Please 😢

[chivesthebutler]

@god-sml can you please kill me already

[chivesthebutler]

@jacquespierrefrancois I'm sorry for eating the food that you dropped from under the table

[jacquespierrefrancois]

That was on purpose cuz I feel bad

[chivesthebutler]

Oh phew I thought you were going to kick me in the face and make me clean the toilet with my tongue

[jacquespierrefrancois]

NO??

[chivesthebutler]

Thank you

[jacquespierrefrancois]

No problem

[chivesthebutler]

I have to get off Tumblr Goodman said I have to go fill his bathtub with money again

[chivesthebutler]

@jacquespierrefrancois I'm sorry for eating the food that you dropped from under the table

[jacquespierrefrancois]

That was on purpose cuz I feel bad

[chivesthebutler]

Oh phew I thought you were going to kick me in the face and make me clean the toilet with my tongue

[jacquespierrefrancois]

NO??

[chivesthebutler]

Thank you

[chivesthebutler]

@jacquespierrefrancois I'm sorry for eating the food that you dropped from under the table

[jacquespierrefrancois]

That was on purpose cuz I feel bad

[chivesthebutler]

Oh phew I thought you were going to kick me in the face and make me clean the toilet with my tongue

[chivesthebutler]

@jacquespierrefrancois I'm sorry for eating the food that you dropped from under the table

[chivesthebutler]

@jamesgoodmanblogs The snail stole my wheelchair please help I fell down the stairs

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Shut up Chives

[chivesthebutler]

Very well sir I'm sorry

[chivesthebutler]

@jamesgoodmanblogs The snail stole my wheelchair please help I fell down the stairs

[chivesthebutler]

Richard I saw your post I did not live with dinosaurs 😢

[richardgoodmanblog]

Shut up you old fuck and go buy me costumes so I can play with my friends before I tell my dad to take you out back and put you down

[chivesthebutler]

😦

[chivesthebutler]

Richard I saw your post I did not live with dinosaurs 😢

[mamaluisblogslmao]

@marvinmarvinblog don't be angry but I ate the pillows

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY DOES EVERYONE EAT EVERYTHING 🥹

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I'm just always hungry😛

[marvinmarvinblog]

Well I mean I know you are

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Father like son or mother like son or parent like son idk I'm sorry ill shut up

[marvinmarvinblog]

Apparently yup 🥹

[liltisthebest]

No one here feeds me, I just eat crumbs😢

[chivesthebutler]

So relatable but I get fed broken up cat food

[liltisthebest]

I sometimes eat the cat food, but jeffy keeps beating me to it😞

[chivesthebutler]

I used to have Jello but there's a snail that keeps covering himself in it 😮‍💨

[liltisthebest]

What🥹

[chivesthebutler]

I don't know I hate it here 🥹

[mamaluisblogslmao]

@marvinmarvinblog don't be angry but I ate the pillows

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY DOES EVERYONE EAT EVERYTHING 🥹

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I'm just always hungry😛

[marvinmarvinblog]

Well I mean I know you are

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Father like son or mother like son or parent like son idk I'm sorry ill shut up

[marvinmarvinblog]

Apparently yup 🥹

[liltisthebest]

No one here feeds me, I just eat crumbs😢

[chivesthebutler]

So relatable but I get fed broken up cat food

[liltisthebest]

I sometimes eat the cat food, but jeffy keeps beating me to it😞

[chivesthebutler]

I used to have Jello but there's a snail that keeps covering himself in it 😮‍💨

[mamaluisblogslmao]

@marvinmarvinblog don't be angry but I ate the pillows

[marvinmarvinblog]

WHY DOES EVERYONE EAT EVERYTHING 🥹

[yoshi-smlblogs]

I'm just always hungry😛

[marvinmarvinblog]

Well I mean I know you are

[mamaluisblogslmao]

Father like son or mother like son or parent like son idk I'm sorry ill shut up

[marvinmarvinblog]

Apparently yup 🥹

[liltisthebest]

No one here feeds me, I just eat crumbs😢

[chivesthebutler]

So relatable but I get fed broken up cat food

[chivesthebutler]

@jamesgoodmanblogs I need a new litter box a snail ate mine

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Shit outside

[chivesthebutler]

Yes sir on or away from the flowers

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

AWAY WHEN WOULD YOU EVEN

[chivesthebutler]

I'M SORRY SIR I HAVEN'T HAD MY MEDICATION THE SNAIL STOLE IT 😢

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

WGAT🥹

[chivesthebutler]

I DON'T KNOW HE ALSO ATE MY WHEELCHAIR

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

🥹

[esricardothesnail]

Okay don't be mad but I also ate all the grass

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

We're putting u down

[esricardothesnail]

I didn't mean to I took too many mushrooms 😢

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

Too late we're xalling the vet

[esricardothesnail]

Oh yeah well I'm running away wait

[jamesgoodmanblogs]

🥹

[chivesthebutler]

Mr Goodman he stole my jello and is sliding away with it 😢😢