[chloasis]

I just want to not be sick so I can eat French onion soup meanwhile all my friends are gone and I am pretty down also my dog has a box full of coins and that's what you missed on why the hell is my college on a quarter system

[jadedpaperdoll]

[evil-carbohydrate]

They have spoken.

Heed the Master

[oprahwingdings]

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

[nuditea]

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

[generalelectric]

[blackfairypresident]

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

[lizsutton-deactivated20160617]

[starghouls]

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

[trappedinvacancy]

#I also do this with real people

[triwizardry]

see also: jealousy

[cupcakesatthedisco]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HILARIOUS DANCE COSTUME NAMES ARE

um

oh

oh yes i love getting high off dance

wat

i think it’s trying to communicate

i don’t understand either 

[cupcakesatthedisco]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HILARIOUS DANCE COSTUME NAMES ARE

um

oh

oh yes i love getting high off dance

wat

i think it’s trying to communicate

i don’t understand either 

[boringbat-deactivated20140817]

[amour-fo-u]

straight white boys google search 

[dontbeanassbutt]

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

[tangentlines]

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

penis

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

thank u for ur contribution

[jasonttodd]

if you’re excited as fuck for rhodey being in avengers 2 clap your hands

(DOESNT STOP CLAPPING)

[jasonttodd]

(CLAPPING INTENSIFIES)

[australianpikachu]

*leaves facebook forever*

[australianpikachu]

[fydisneymisfits]

[meloetta]

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

[murphels]

Women want to date a man who TAKES CONTROL. Who’s a natural born LEADER. Who will PARACHUTE INTO ENEMY TERRITORY. A man who has PUNCHED OUT HITLER OVER 200 TIMES.

Women want to date STEVE ROGERS.