[foulserpent]

children’s movie: [has mild swears like “damn”, a couple jokes or nostalgia bait aimed at the adults in audience, PG level violence, etc]

you all: lol… this isnt a kids moviue… this is made for 20 year olds like me.. the producers Know. this is for us….. get your annoying little brats out of the theater, this is big boy town… i am very insecure 

[moxie-cat]

Nintendo game: [has something midly creepy, not in a realistic way but more in a nightmare-monster-y way that kids would appreciate]

Internet: whoa…. this was rated E???? For everyone????? And they say [game] is a kids game…….

[mukuharakazui]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

[guy]

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

[cherryhomo]

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

[cherryhomo]

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[sailorbrazil]

if he gives you this look…

[kant-deactivated20190908]

like, then, Perish, man… 

[https-graces]

‪I once watched a woman pop off all 10 of her press-on nails into the trash before walking into a lesbian bar

[clexa-pick-up-lines]

chaotic neutral

[the-gayest-dovah]

Iconic

[momgenes-deactivated20130424]

A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.

[nightingem]

Justin McElroy is one of the kindest and most genuine people I have ever seen and his words are so incredibly powerful. I’m crying right now.

[champagnepapucho-deactivated201]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[jollymarco]

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

[pillmanize]

I made a difference in the world!

[pennie-dreadful]

REBLOG TO SAVE YOUR QUEER HEART FROM BREAKING

[omgkalyppso]

I’ve seen a bunch of people in the notes concerned (like I was) of comparisons of members of the lgbt to dogs: but upon visiting their website I was reassured that they monitor a variety of content, including (but not limited to):

[curface]

THIS IS A GOOD SITE

[isharton]

I just wanna reblog this here and point out that this is actually a site I use a lot. 

Im not one of those who get like overly upset by passing of dogs in movies, but growing up in a family where we had to put down a lot of dogs ourselves that we loved very dearly, it does break the immersion for me, which ruin movies. 

[mygoldenwolf]

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

[cikero]

man shut up unless you’re a frog

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

[blackcatarts]

*aggressive nodding*