mygoldenwolf

literally just here for the queen's thief fandom because I couldn't find any fan content on any other site

[mygoldenwolf]

Y’all wanna know why I love the lord of the rings so much?

Because the female characters in a series of books written by a catholic white man raised in Britain who fought in WWI are handled with more respect than fucking Princess Leia in Star Wars, written in the 70s. Tolkien grew up with a burning dedication to the importance of the arts, lived through an awful war that took two of his best friends, was risen in an era where women couldn’t have jobs, couldn’t have educations and he wrote about the beauty of love between men and the power of a woman with a sword, and you fantasy lovers wanna cum over Star Wars because of the light sabers and the Chewbaccas and Leia’s goddamned metal bikini when Eowyn exists? Y’all still wanna stan movies written by disgusting little men from a more modern age who can’t conceptualize a woman past a pair of boobs and a forced romance? Who told the actress she was too fat for the character and contributed to the consequent drug problem she started to lose weight and please him and the eye of the male audience? When Tolkien existed? Disgusting

[mygoldenwolf]

My coworker told me I had a pothead personality. I said “no Rey I’m not high I’m just tired.” She pointed at me and said “that’s what it is”

[mygoldenwolf]

Yall really wanna drag innocent teenaged girls for wearing scrunchies and drinking pumpkin spice lattes and partaking in other harmless trends for being “basic” when the real basic bitches are these white bread ass middle aged straight caucasian men that video games and tv shows and movies are giving us as characters who either are single and have a troubled past and have fucked So Many hot women or have a wife and one (1) child, either or both of whom are endangered or killed off to further his story like uhhhhu give me an woman

[mygoldenwolf]

The original vsco girl

[mygoldenwolf]

Yall really wanna drag innocent teenaged girls for wearing scrunchies and drinking pumpkin spice lattes and partaking in other harmless trends for being “basic” when the real basic bitches are these white bread ass middle aged straight caucasian men that video games and tv shows and movies are giving us as characters who either are single and have a troubled past and have fucked So Many hot women or have a wife and one (1) child, either or both of whom are endangered or killed off to further his story like uhhhhu give me an woman

[quixiiify]

Make Some Pocket Extenders for Your Pants

So I don’t know about you, but I’m often frustrated by the ridiculous smallness of girls’ pockets. At a bare minimum, I need to be able to shove my cellphone in there - come on, pants companies! So what I started doing was making myself pocket extenders. I’ve done this several times, for pants and shorts. It’s great.

I just got this pair of jeans, so I thought I’d show you how to do it. I kind of feel like it just hasn’t occurred to some of you that this is an option, so maybe now it will. All you need is your pants, some fabric (I just took a random piece from a scrap bin), a needle, and some thread (thread doesn’t even need to match the fabric since literally no one will see it).

See? Ridiculous. Like, half a cellphone, or only 2.5″. Useless.

 So turn those inside out to expose the pockets.

Figure out how big you want your pockets to actually be. I kinda go by whatever looks like might be right. I didn’t really measure them. Fold the fabric in half, so you have a pocket, and then fold it in half again so you can have two equal ones.

Try to get the edges to line up enough, pin it in place, then sew up the sides! Are your stitches crazy uneven and wonky looking? Doesn’t matter; nobody’s going to see it. These are in the inside of your pants. The only thing that matters is that it holds up. So I double-did the corners, since those tend to get the most stress.

Cut open the bottom of the existing pockets.

Pin it in place, then sew around, joining the new pocket to the old pocket. I did this by keeping my hand on the inside, so I wouldn’t accidentally sew through the other side. Again, I reinforced the corners, and didn’t worry about what it actually looks like. Then I turned it in side out to make sure the inside was all joined properly.

Yay all done! And the pockets are so much bigger now!

Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

[rosalarian]

You are a goddamn hero.

[cuddly-trash]

OMG!

[mikroblogolas]

best thing I’ve ever seen

[fieldbears]

Cannot recommend this highly enough

[gothiccharmschool]

A timely post, as I’m doing this tonight to some too-shallow pockets on blazer!

[tmirai]

This is such an interesting dissection of a very common trope in writing female characters that I never really thought about before, but it’s so prevalent and so obvious and so fucking disgusting.

[stregaomega]

watch this. No. Seriously. Watch this.

[barbie-shoes]

Holy shit. Never even thought about this. But it’s so real

[heywriters]

Imma just reblog this like, once a year, until it stops happening so much.

[captainmarvall]

an all female avengers movie with thor being the token male in the group

[captainmarvall]

ITS WHAT WE DESERVE!!!!

[persephinae]

[insomniac-arrest]

controversial opinion

the sixth love language is ‘similar meme literacy’

[tinycatmouth]

[bread-making-vikings]

He only went and did it, the absolute madman

[tsunflowers]

also I learned about this project called “queering the map.” the idea is that in the past gay neighborhoods and gay spaces were very clearly defined bc it just wasn’t safe to be yourself anywhere else. as lgbt+ people become more visible and accepted many feel that we are losing our connection to those spaces

so every dot on this map is basically someone’s queer experience: coming out, meeting their future wife, seeing another gay man in public for the first time, anything you can think of that truly left a mark on them

it started in Montreal and is primarily English-language with most pins dropped in the US, Canada, and Europe, but there are people all over the world who’ve shared their experiences. it’s great to look at places near you but it’s also great to see that even people in places you thought were the middle of nowhere are happy with themselves and finding community and living their lives

[sazandorable]

It’s here and it’s SO SWEET?? Just clicking around it’s very personal stories, in first person and a lot of them addressed to a specific “you”, and sooo many in extremely poetic language. It feels like an art installation and it’s so beautiful. ;W; Thanks for sharing!!!

… there’s also a lot of really silly ones (like gay sharks in the middle of the ocean)

[coolnpc]

[captainlordauditor]

I looked at Jerusalem and immediately found two favorites for entirely different reasons.

[chibigikochin]

Things I found from the queer community of japan:

It’s no secret to the Japanese that Shinjuku nichome is the gay district of Tokyo but about half the pins left there are for the same club in that area named gold finger. Definitely a place to check out if you’re looking to get involved in the Japanese queer community for whatever reason, it seems.

I have a sneaking suspicion this submission is a haiku when written in Japanese…

This guy got the scenic view I guess

Is this how people feel while reading deep romantic poetry because wow I’m moved.

Honestly the best feeling is learning we’re not as alone as we’ve been led to believe

These are all super poetic oml I appreciate every single one of them

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

There are none in my town. Guess I’ll be the first

[castlescrumblingdown]

I went to my old, STAUNCHLY conservative town and saw “There are a lot more of us here than most would think, past and present” and I nearly cried

[jesterlesbian]

i love u mr hozier

[knife-dad]

This is it guys, I’ve read the series twice and I can say with absolute certainty, this is my favorite quote. Chapter 1, paragraph 1, book 1. It doesn’t get better than this.

[annevanzwritez-deactivated20221]

Page one, too, right?

[knife-dad]

Indeed! It’s one of the very first things Gen ever says in the series.

[throwaninkpot]

He starts the series with a bold-faced lie, how perfectly Gen.

[bump-into-things]

Hozier did an improvised Q&A on twitter tonight

And lastly, my favourite

You can’t dislike him. He Is We

[swingbeard]

@entropytea

[candidhoney]

hozier said gay rights babey!

[childhoodgrave]

[vardaelcntari]

That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass

[nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui]

The letter didn’t come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkien’s response really is a thing of beauty, though, so it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:

25 July 1938                                              20 Northmoor Road, Oxford

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter. … I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully

J.R.R. Tolkien.

(Letter 30)

The Hobbit wasn’t published in German until 1957.

[correspondingnerd]

This might just be the politest “fuck you” ever written.

[geekandmisandry]

W.h.a.t.

[bramblepatch]

Not just “I wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I don’t,” but also “you do realize that’s not what ‘Aryan’ actually means, right,” and “you guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.”

[the-mamishka]

@werpiper

[courtjester69420]

favourite thing about hozier’s songs are that at first listen they’re beautiful prose but  then u listen to it again and u go “wait this is HORNY” 

[banging-shakespeare-memes]

Modern day Shakespeare right infront of us