The Daily Show, August 18, 2016
Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters
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The Daily Show, August 18, 2016
Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters
Itās like shooting fish in a barrel
do u ever just wonder how another personās brain works
18 years ago a man walked into a school in Dunblane, Scotland with four handguns and killed 16 students all under 6 years old, a teacher and then himself.
This led to a debate on gun control and in 1997 2 firearms amendment acts were passed making it illegal to own a handgun for personal use in the United Kingdom.Ā We have had no shooting on a similar scale to this since.
6 weeks later in Australia was the massacre in Port Arthur when 35 people were killed and 23 wounded, which led to the imposing strict gun control. There have been no shootings on a similar scale to this since, either.
If I hear one more person tell me that thereās nothing that can be done in the US when there are massacres after massacre I will scream because it is so clear and people are pretending to be blind.
not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ Itās adam and eve not banter with steve
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this was very helpful
This wasnāt a coincidence that I saw this today.
more stuff about the signs
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they look like donāt mess with me but actually theyāre love me
too smart
they donāt care a lot about emotions⦠unless their own
one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
cry baby
they talk too much, so itās hard to know when theyāre serious
somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
sexually frustrated 24/7
theyāre strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and donāt let themselves get dragged
they move their hands a lot when talking
theyāre the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds
taurus
on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (theyāre too intense)
they donāt lose control easily but they do lose it often
they have a hard time trusting/believing in peopleās emotions
they could kill you if you hurt an animal
a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
they care too much about people they love
they cheat on board games
very good friends
too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
stubborn
they donāt let people go completely
their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day
gemini
emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
they know a lot of useful shit
but they donāt know what sleep means
being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
narcissistic af
theyāre never wrong
they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
incomprehensible love for snacks
misunderstood
they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
they lie to themselves
sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them youāll see theyāre such babies
very insecure
random happiness/sadness attacks
their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
innocent without wanting to be
they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time
cancer
they look like love me but actually theyāre like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
they donāt know how to handle their feelings, so they donāt
drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
they can be too selfish
unpredictable af
leave me alone, but give me attention
their cellphone is part of their body
their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
they victimize themselves a lot
they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they donāt use it
that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
they care a lot about what other people think
they plat a lot with their hands and lips
the most adorable people when theyāre not angry
children loves them
they can tranquilize people quickly
misunderstood because they donāt let anyone understand them
leo
very sharp ideas/way of thinking
high moral
they need constant acceptance/validation
if you do them one you pay ten
always reading your intentions
they tend to joke about other people insecurities
they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
they talk to themselves when nobodyās whatching
insecure af
a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
they wink a lot
will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)
virgo
they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
public nerds
the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello itās 4 am
they read weird things
super committed and and helpful
they get angry when things are not done in their way
theyāre the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
they canāt tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if theyāre the ones to blame
their favorite acronym is lmao⦠laughing my anxiety off
they do this face a lot > š
libra
theyāre always in love
they listen to shitty music but wonāt admit it
super emotional
they probably donāt know what is happening right now
they get too weird when theyāre not comfortable
a stranger is a person theyāre not friends with yet
they have good intentions
creative
they blush easily
they have a hard time saying no
they hide things so they donāt disappoint people they care about
they try to make everyone happy, even if itās exhausting
scorpio
they try to look rude, actually theyāre cry babies
dark mind, bright personality
they have secret hobbies
they crave love
talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
they get easily offended
scary when angry
protective with people they love
they hate being ignored
random laugh attacks
they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
theyāre that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
they easily connect with music
sagittarius
ready to disappear in any moment
they have watched every. movie. on netflix
using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow⦠maybe
34 hour-long naps
they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
they have a hard time when apologizing
they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
would yell at strangers if needed
intentionally do things and then say they werenāt planned but went well anyway
they tend to be sad before sleeping
this is probably not a good idea but iāll do it anyway
very competitive, but never satisfied
capricorn
superiority complex
more party souls than you could imagine
they just want you to shut the fuck up
theyāre cute until youāre obstrusive
able to intimidate people for good or for bad
they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
they keep their cool in the craziest situations
have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etcā¦
can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
always have backup plans
physical appearance is important
always have weird obsessions
they play a lot with their feet
they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it
aquarius
they disappear with no reason
cuter than you
they get confused when choosing between good and bad
everything is overrated for them
theyāre addiced to memes
feelings out of control
theyāre the special snowflakes
cannabis 23/7
they will know if you lie
they lose their shit often
they think and feel more than they show
rebels
the smartest ones
pisces
they donāt like dealing with their responsabilities
they like music more than they like you
they like attention but not too much
will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
fake friendliness (sometimes)
too weird but in a sweet way
super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
they overwhelm your mind
big heart, even bigger imagination
confused af
if you really analyze them they look like theyāre stoned
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Holy fucking Christ, this is the most accurate sign post I have ever seen. Mildly unsettling tbh
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Sexism doesnāt exist in comics
in case you donāt know, Gail Simone wrote Deadpool
in fact she relaunched Deadpool
Watch: The contrast is clear, but the amount of love in the video is overwhelming.
I need feminism because...
Zayn Malik can pay to leave in the middle of a world tour, the middle of a contract, and make his own music because he didnāt like One Directionās music, but Kesha is being forced to stay in a contract with her mental abuser, sexual assaulter, and rapist and Sony wonāt let her out without repercussionsĀ
Sam Pepper goes around with sick and horrible pranks and nobody bats an eye, and when people do, they get shit because the girls who got their ass grabbed should have liked it.
Chris Brown can beat women and get away with it WITH a career and female fans still worshiping this woman beater.
Hillary Clinton will get asked about her wardrobe in interviews instead of political topics, unlike her other male runners.
Tampons and pads are taxed as luxury items, but male shaving items are not.
When I get catcalled at the mall, the guys yell at me about how I should take it as a compliment and only stop when my boyfriend shows up and tells them to stop.
Nobody bats an eye at a shirtless male, but the moment a woman doesnāt have a shirt on and her breasts are out, people are in outrage.
Men canāt go out in public wearingĀ āfeminineā items without being ridiculed.
I got detention for wearing shorts over my leggings because my shorts were not fingertip length and was distracting to my male students learning environment, despite having full length leggings on and my shorts covering my butt.
5SOS can have a completely bare naked magazine cover, only cover their junk with their hands, and be praised, but Selena Gomez releases an album cover of her naked, but at the same time quite covered, and gets called a slut on social media.
When Justin Bieber posts a naked photo of him on a boat (with his back facing the camera) he is praised and drooled over, but a woman canāt post a bikini photo without being attention seeking.
Tyler Joseph canāt wear a dress on stage during a performance without being called out on the media, and in person, but a female can.
When a female says sheās a feminist, people think that women want to be better than men.
When a male says heās a feminist, people think he is lying to get womenās attention.
When a gay man says he is raped by another man, he is told he should have liked it because he was gay.
When a boy says he was raped by a female, his friends say he should have liked it because he got laid by an older woman.
When a lesbian is raped by a man, he gets away free because he claims to try and turn her straight so her family would accept her.
BecauseĀ āthere are only two gendersā.
Because pansexuality, demisexuality, asexuality, agender, genderfluidity, and other sexualities and genders are seen asĀ āfakeā andĀ ājokesā because people use them as jokes.
I need fucking feminism because we all deserve to be treated equally.
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straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafƩs are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering
a concept: thigh high socks that fit people with larger thighs
Can you say it louder for the clothing companies in the back?
This powerful video shows the damage of objectifying women in less than three minutes
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I love every single person who reblogged this
I donāt think people realize how much of an impact this kind of support can have, I donāt think everyone knows what these little things can mean to us.
It may just be me, I donāt know. But every single time I see this on my dash or on someoneās blog or anywhere else, I kind of just breathe a sigh of relief. Thatās one more person who cares. Thatās one more person who doesnāt hate me.
Because it means so much, especially when all the media is spewing out is that Iām a terrible person and no one wants people like me near them. It means so much because Iām tired of people who wonāt sit next to me in class, or who choose to join the longer line at the grocery store because they donāt want to be beside me and my family. It means so much when I have to lift my head any time someone says the words Islam or Muslim because Iām scared that theyāll say something thatāll hurt, when I have to pay attention to the news because who knows what so and so is saying now, who knows which of my people are being attacked now, who knows whatās going to happen to me now.
It means so much because Iāve been given the idea that the world is against me. And a huge part of it may be, but at least Iāve been reminded that some of it, just a small group of people, acknowledges that Iām a person too. That people like me are just that, people.
Maybe itās just me, I donāt know. But now you do, so thank you for believing that Iām human when so many people donāt.
If Trump becomes president Iām switching my major to music so when our country inevitably becomes a nuclear wasteland, I can be the guying playing the flamethrower guitar while the War Boys attack unsuspecting wanderers.
I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.
They are undercover in a nightclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to kiss another man.Ā
He knits to relieve stress and to keep his mind sharp. It is never discussed by any of the characters.Ā
Someone asks him how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine Thing. āI have four sisters,ā he answers.
This is also how he knows how to fight while armed with nothing but a purse, a high heel shoe, and a can of hair spray.Ā During this fight, he is, for no apparent reason, shirtless.
The lead spy is Helen Mirren. She nails the Action Boy in the shower. Thereās a lot of lingering closeups on the way the shower spray runs across his breathlessly ecstatic face. We also hear every breathless whimper of his climax, while out in the hallway Lucy Liu is smoking impatiently, a duffel bag full of rocket launchers slung over her shoulder. The President isnāt going to kidnap herself, here, christ.Ā
Action Boy emerges in a small towel, sheepish yet radiant. Helen Mirren emerges in a tuxedo, also smoking, also with a duffel bag of rocket launchers.Ā
In one scene, the lead villain captures the Strong Male Character. He is, once more, inexplicably shirtless as she ties him to the chair. He makes some quips about his sexual independence before he is rescued by a sweat-drenched Helen Mirren, who kicks down the door and nukes everyone in the room. Strong Male Characterās hair remains perfect throughout the ordeal.Ā
Strong Male Character is heartlessly slain in front of Helen Mirrenās eyes despite all of his skills and combat prowess. His body slumps to the ground, lifeless but supple. Helen Mirren makes a witty quip at Strong Male Characterās killers before quickly and dramatically slaying them all.
She steals one last glance at Strong Male Character. His beautiful eyes stare back from a handsome face with perfectly tussled hair, lips positioned a if in a gentle sigh. Thereās no bringing him back now. Helen Mirren walks away, stronger than before. Strong Male Characterās death has hardened her, but given her the strength and resolve to complete her task.Ā
Roll credits.Ā
An after credits preview clip comes on as a teaser. Helen Mirren with a huge explosion tearing things up behind her walks toward the camera with a new Strong Male Character wearing the tiny, tattered remnants of a burned shirt about his flexing pecs and deltoids, and he is carrying the bag of rocket launchers as he steps in behind her.Ā
So Matt Bomer?
Iām seeing Matt Bomer
and then fandom burns itself to the ground trying to find some guy to slash him with
Nah, Matt Bomer is almost 40. Despite his good looks and great bod, heās way too old to play the shaggable romantic supporting character to 70-year-old Helen Mirren.
Matt Bomer plays Helen Mirrenās sadder-but-wiser ex, computer-savvy, gorgeous but still single, fiercely independent (but itās all an act).
Helen Mirren shows up on his doorstep to ask him for one last hacker job, for old timeās sake. Matt hauls off to slap Helen in the face, but Helen catches his wrist, pulls him close, and kisses him long and hard. Matt struggles at first but finally melts into her embrace.
Lucy Liu strolls past them into Mattās chic apartment, slapping Matt on the ass as she mutters āSome things never change, do they?ā
Late the next night, as Matt and Helen hack into the CIA database, Helen tucks a stray lock of Mattās hair behind his ear and asks him why thereās no husband or kids in the picture after all this time.
Matt turns his sad, beautiful eyes toward her and confesses that there has only ever been Helen for him, but he couldnāt stand never knowing if she would come back alive when she left on a mission. Helen and Matt nearly have a moment, but the computer beeps with the results of their search.
The next morning, Helen goes into the kitchen to find Mattās 20-year-old nephew has come to stay for the weekend. Helen and the camera slowly pan up and down his gorgeous, toned, oiled-up and glistening body as he stands, nearly-naked but for his tight, black satin booty-short underwear, and starts making a gourmet vegetarian omelet.
He turns around and smiles at Helen. āYou must be a friend of Uncle Matt. Iām Caden. You hungry?ā
Helenās eyes drift down to Cadenās bulging crotch. āOh, I could eat,ā she quips.
Helen Mirren and the actor who plays the 20 year old nephew get together in real life. Everyone is delighted by this.Ā
I donāt think financing this would be a problem; distribution probably would. We could hack into the network feed for the Super Bowl, perhaps.
I would watch this a million times
I love this so much Iām gonna illustrate it.
Here is @kehinkiās part 1
OK, seriously, why isnāt this movie already real?
Somewhere a male studio exec has woken up screaming in agony, and he doesnāt know why.Ā