it's in the shape of a giant cock

bailey, libra, intp, probably neck deep in an existential crisis right now

[cinyma]

[chloemorets-blog]

Heathers (1988)

[donoharm777]

JK IM FEELING MYSELF 👏💯💖🐣🌷 IG: kas.nicole

[accras]

Lupita Nyong’o covers Harper’s Bazaar, May 2015 Lupita Nyong’o wears Louis Vuitton dress, photographed by Alexi Lubormirski and styled by Miranda Almond for Harper’s Bazaar.

[greelin]

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

[virska]

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

[greelin]

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

[leupagus]

VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

[krazykitsune]

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

[harblkun]

The Sun will go down eventually!

[caramxson]

31/100 ➞ Hayley Atwell // photoshoots

[peachesca]

you got that frog meme daydream look in your eye 

[personalitytypepirate]

THE ‘GOING TO HEAVEN’ SQUAD: ESTJ, ISTJ, ESFJ, ISFJ, ENFJ, INTP, ENFP, INFP

THE ‘STRAIGHT TO HELL’ SQUAD: ENTJ, INTJ, ESTP, ISTP, ESFP, ISFP, ENTP,

THE ‘I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF PURE-HEARTED VIRGINS TO REMAIN EVER YOUTHFUL’ SQUAD: INFJ

[heathledger]

TOM HARDY BEARD APPRECIATION POST (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[smokingsomethingwithrihanna]

[chloemorets-blog]

Arriving at “Jimmy Kimmel Show” in Los Angeles (Apr. 1)

[annakendricks]

[charliecox]

How would you feel, waking up in the morning without a window? My window is a steel grid, I ‘ave to put my lips against that steel grid and suck in air, that’s my morning… ‘cause I got no air in my cell. I have to eat, sleep and crap in that room twenty-three hours of a twenty-four hour day. You tell me, what human being deserves that? Apart from the stinking paedophile or a child killer. I don’t deserve that, I done nothing on this planet to deserve that. My bed is four inches off the floor, it’s a concrete bed, my toilet hasn’t even got a seat on it or a lid, and I ‘ave to live like this month after month after month, and the way it’s looking it’s year after year after year. Now is that’s right then so be, but let somebody else ‘ave a fucking go at it, ‘cause I’ve had twenty-six years of this bollocks and it’s time to come out, and I want the jury at my trail to come and see how I’m living. But I’m not living, I’m existing.

Tom Hardy as Charlie Bronson in Bronson (2008) by Nicolas Winding Refn

[cinemove]

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson

[coalitionzine-deactivated201704]

Masooma of Rupee Rags for the 5th Issue

[chloemorets-blog]

*black people with guns*

white people: criminal thugs!!!!!!

*arab people with guns*

white people: terrorists!!!!!!!

*white people with guns*

white people: well you know, that's our second amendment right. so...

[raphunzels]

I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.

[jacenyra]

⚜ inspiration for star wreathed girls ⚜

"stars got tangled in her hair whenever she played in the sky."

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[chloemorets-blog]

I emote. I love things so much.