Magic-Obsessed Sapphic

I'm more comfortable with monsters than I really should be. Probably too much for my own good. I'm not very active, but if I feel like posting, I'll post.

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So, I've started watching Hamilton,

I just want to know, where do I find the outfits the background dancers (or "company" in the captions) have. It's simple, stylish, gender neutral, and I want it.

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I don’t know if it’s still common to depict vampires with no heartbeat, but I feel like there should be a rule that if your vampires have no heartbeat, stakes aren’t a weakness. It would definitely hurt, but the heart already stopped. What’s the stake gonna do? I know we’re talking about creatures that burn in the sun and survive on blood, but is a little logic too much to ask?

[fluffygif]

Amore piccolino❤️

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So majestic

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It's weird to have pockets when you're used to not having pockets. It's great, but it's an adjustment from your muscle memory. The pants I am wearing have 4 phone-sized pockets and I stuck it in my waistband out of habit.

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Villains are so bad at prioritizing. For some reason, the villains will kill or kidnap the friends of the hero instead of just killing or kidnapping the hero. But no, they have to go play with this new punching bag for an episode! Yeah, sometimes it's emotional pain to the hero, but it's a waste of resources.

Such bad prioritizing. Yet another sign I'm on the path to villainy.

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Instructions unclear; The knight has laid the dragon, not slain the dragon.

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Possessing a Corpse

Pros

No deal necessary

Don't have to worry about permanent damage

It's basically yours, do whatever you want

Scary as all hell

Potential to yank heartstrings, guilt, or give false hope

Have the body to yourself

Cons

Smelly (Rotting)

Stiff (Rigormortis)

Not good for extended use (Rotting, Rigormortis)

Generally weaker (Rotting and Rigormortis)

Can't run hard for very long (No lactic acid)

No healing abilities

Can't go in the water

Can't really use as a disguise, people remember who's dead in their society usually and if not it's still obviously a corpse

Must be moderately fresh

Lonely

Cold

OW OW OW THIS HURTS I CAN FEEL IT ROTTING NO WONDER ZOMBIES ARE ALWAYS SCREAMING

[chloevampirica]

I have a suggestion

So we know how Christians say the LGBT+ community "stole the rainbow from God." But it fails as an insult because it implies that we have the power to steal from God himself.

What if people in the LGBT+ community turn this around and start calling each other "Rainbow Thieves" (or Rainbow Bandits if you think that's better). We stole the rainbow, didn't we?

Rain is next. The sun too. The moon is already a lesbian

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I think I'm descendant from sitcom characters

I recently heard this anecdote from my family.

When my uncle was young, he rode a tractor to school. He was a farm kid in small town Missouri so he knew what he was doing. At least at the time, the qualifications for driving a tractor were basically "reach the pedals" and he got good grades. If it works, it works, though he probably had to get up early get there on time. Tractors are slow.

Bonus: In high school my dad had a teacher with a glass eye. My dad would go up next to him in the blindside and do "shenanigans," as my mom puts it. I don't know specifics, just that they were high school shenanigans, not elementary school shenanigans. He would often go on for too long and get caught. The teacher would call him out by last name, really dragging out the vowels.

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Got braces today and I didn't expect I'd end up spending a few minutes trying and failing to communicate that I wanted the time.

The assistant (?) orthodontist was standing there watching so I kept hitting the button on the side of my phone to wake it up, tapping where I knew the clock was and trying to use eye contact to direct her gaze down. The mission was a Failure.

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I'm doing...research on the bisexual sit and just learned that criss-crossed on a normal chair is one of them.

Flashing back to band last year where I had to be told so many times to get my feet off the chair I was on thin ice of an actual detention.

I'm still figuring stuff out but this is a sign.

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I feel like I would be... a Competent Henchperson with no plans to usurp the villain. I'm not The Dragon. I work for them, not with them. I won't hesitate to complete most orders, although I'm not entirely brainless. I stand there, don't talk and look menacing. I have my own moral compass, it's just similar to my boss'. I mean, I wouldn't stand for me or my co-workers to be kicked on a regular, but I'm loyal to the boss. I'm not a flake, but if the boss went over to the side of good, I might think for a minute max before I follow the (ex) Villain.

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Someone who hasn't seen Gravity Falls, please explain this image.

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I just realized something

Molly Weasley's older brothers were Fabian and Gideon Prewett

Fabian and Gideon F and G

Molly named her twins Fred and George

The order is even the same, F first then G

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Something I noticed

Saying "I'm gay" is correct and saying "I'm a lesbian" is correct but "I'm a gay" sounds strange and "I'm lesbian" sounds strange.

I know it's a grammar rule but I wanted to point this out.

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I wonder if my dog knows he's adopted

We walk on two legs instead of four and look different, but he has his reasons to be confused.

My mom calls him the favorite child (I'm not tough competition). Everyone but my dad is blonde, dog included. My dad's kind of hairy and I've barked before.

Maybe he thinks he's got recessive genes (if he knows what that is)

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Mental image

So almost every teacher I've ever had has been short. A few average height. So I got this idea that some magic/monster school had mostly goblins, elves, and other small beings as the teachers.

Now I have the image in my head of a small goblin teacher yelling at some huge student about misbehaving. I'm thinking orc but other things would work.