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Anti anxiety.
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER
So mesmerized
The cat
Hey my followers with anxiety here’s some things that might help.
I’m sharing this so I can refer to this when I get those anxiety attacks… Today was one of those days I could have used this. I’m def saving it now for next time.
TECHNICALLY mermay isn't over yet sooo.... consider. Bloodymary mermaid au. Simon is a deep-sea welder/marine biologist. His submarine gets a leak. He's thinking "this is it. I'm dead" as he closes his eyes. He wakes up in a hospital bed. He's told they found him on the shore, the waves lapping at his feet. They didn't see who saved him, but they did see something swimming in the shallows. Something big. Simon comes back to the shore the next day. He sees a shadow watching him from behind a rock. It slowly comes into the light to reveal a man, straw blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. The man is watching him, nervously. Like he wants to say hi but is hesitant to do so, to come out of the water for a brief moment. Awkwardly, Simon waves. The man waves a webbed hand back at him.
DUDE I've been meaning to respond to this FOREVER NOW. I was planning on responding with a whole sketch of this but there's no way I'm getting it done in the last few hours of mermay lmaooo
This idea is SO FREAKING COOL!! and it deserves to emerge from my overloaded inbox for the world to see so I'm just gonna respond with my admiration alone.
BIG DAWG PLEASE TELL ME YOU'VE GOT THIS WRITTEN OR DRAWN SOMEWHERE ITS PEAK PEAK PEAK!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏I LOVE that Grace is the merperson in this concept, like I've seen so many blood eel mer-simons but mer-grace??? PEAK
Curious pebble (3/?)
Part 1 / Part 2
A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!
I just clicked on your page because of the curious pebble comic and I got sad since there wasn’t a part three, I go back to my home page and the FIRST THING THAT POPS UP IS CURIOUS PEBBLE PART THREE. YOU POSTED IT AS SOON AS I CLICKED OFF OF YOUR PAGE 😭❤️ I’m actively dying from laughter right now
OSBSVJKVJAVTGCKSG LMAOOOO
I like keeping y'all on your toes I guess haha! Enjoy!
What should Grace name the baby? I'll make a poll based on the suggestions to this post :3
Curious pebble (3/?)
Part 1 / Part 2
A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!
“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.
“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”
She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”
After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”
they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media
all I learned there was that the homunculus was the powerhouse of the cell I had to learn everything else myself
getting tumblr notifications from trek accounts with quirky usernames always makes me giggle like yes im so glad to hear that dukatgettinghitinthedickwithahammer has resurfaced
Crushing my dreams
once my friend made a drink he called turpentine that tasted like every worst college night out rolled into one and felt like getting whacked in the head with a hammer, and I woke up in my own apartment with my phone wallet keys clothes and absolutely zero memory of the night before, and when I checked my watch I'd walked over 60k steps.
60k steps in the middle of the night in heels for reasons entirely unknown to me. what was I doing. where did I go. where did I come from. cotton eye joe. or whatever.
people are theorizing what happened so here's what I know:
the club we went to closed at 2am and 45kish steps were after 2am, meaning I wasn't still dancing at the club. we got there at 11:30pm. I don't know when we left.
none of us had any charges on our cards or venmos after getting into the club and none of us were missing cash
we all woke up with all our things and no injuries except some bruises (to be expected from a night out)
I woke up smelling like salt water which would make me think I'd ended up in the ocean(??) except my hair was still straight, none of my things were water damaged, and I was completely dry
from our camera rolls we know we were all together until around 4am, but not where we were because they're all too dark to see, which is fucking weird because we live in a city with tons of lights all night
I didn't wake my roommates up when coming home, managed to take out my contacts, cooked mac n cheese, and passed out on the living room floor
me and everyone else who'd been wearing heels had crazy blisters
my friend found a bunch of rocks in his pockets
two of my guy friends were wearing each other's shirts when they woke up (in their separate apartments)
we all got back to our apartments around 6am which we know for a fact because we all texted pictures of ourselves being home safe to the group chat, so being unbelievably hammered didn't stop us from having enough common sense to make sure we were all okay
if we'd been able to sherlock holmes together what happened it'd just be a funny night out but the fact we all have no fucking clue means we have conspiracy theories about it. and we don't let my friend make turpentine anymore.
OP went dancing with the 12 dancing princesses pass it on
everyone go home this guy solved it
this is huge… a three chair event
is he … you know … open to interpretation?
nobody on this webbed site can read
every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway
just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees
They existed *before beetles*
Why is this sad? Why am I sad?
https://xkcd.com/1259/
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This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.
(my own photos)
Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.
Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.
You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:
Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.
They're just silly
Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.
Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.
This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter
Well, yeah. That's why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:
It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn't turn out like her father;
Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and
The opposite of poetry is math.
Ada Lovelace's biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.
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