when will my life begin?

i have an unusually unique and specific talent of spilling coffee ☕

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clayolivers​:

this conversation was starting to sound way smarter than he actually was. how can anyone just pull this type of information from the top of their head and sound so confident about it too?  he’s looking at her in awe, listening intently until the image of a cow falling on top of someone flashes in his mind. despite the morbid situation, a laugh falls at that. “imagine that being carved onto your headstone: death by falling cow. what a way to kick the bucket!” a hand runs through his hair to pull the strands back from dropping in his eyes. honestly, he hadn’t expected her to want him to explain. “i could lie to you and make something up but i like this relationship we’re building here. so i’m going to be honest, i stopped listening to that lecture right about when my teacher started explaining this shit. we could ask my trusty friend google if you’re really curious.” he shrugs and leans back against the bench. “i’m more interested in getting to know you and how the hell you know all this stuff. did you study a fact book or something whenever you were younger?”

She couldn’t help the laugh that escaped her lips as the other painted the idea of the rather eccentric tombstone in her mind. “That’s fair, and it’s okay, I can google it later” she made a note of it in her phone before setting it back down in her lap. “I usually end up going on deep dives when I look into that kind of stuff and I wouldn’t want to subject you to that. I once read about jellyfish for three hours straight.” Shrugging at his questions Chloe honestly didn’t have much of an answer. “I’m not sure, weird facts tend to stick out to me and then take up residence in my mind, then I usually end up researching it more. It’s all completely useless information though.” It wasn’t like you could get a job knowing random animal facts, at least not without some sort of zoology degree, she had tried.

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ronnieroy​:

ronnie rarely read the tabloids. most of the shit in there was harmful and untrue and she’d been the victim of one too many smear campaigns to realize that first hand. but sometimes it was still fun to indulge. while ronnie didn’t like stirring up too much drama on her own, she loved reading about other people’s drama. did that make her a bit of a hypocrite? maybe. but ronnie was trying not to think about that too much as she was flipping through the pages of people magazine. she was waiting for her friend roman to be finished with his shift, occupying herself outside in the meantime. she hadn’t notice the young woman sit down beside her, to wrapped up in the lasted celebrity gossip. the other’s icebreaker totally caught her off guard though and ronnie’s head snapped up almost immediately. “wait, really? no shit?” she questioned, her lips turning up at the corners in a fascinated sort of smile. “cows? coconuts? okay, you have to explain because that sounds insane.”

Chloe nodded, smiling in return at the interest the other seemed to show. “Uh- yes shit?” She raised an eyebrow, a smirk still settling on her lips, “So, coconuts is simply because they fall from such high trees, they’ll pick up a lot of velocity on the way down so if you happen to be the unlucky person caught underneath a falling coconut there’s a chance you won’t make it out alive. As for cows I believe they’re just known to fall over on people. Which makes the whole idea of cow tipping much riskier and in my opinion means you could probably classify it as an extreme sport.” It was a bit of a longer explanation, Chloe had been known to go on about otherwise useless information, she just hoped that it didn’t bore the other or scare them away.

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lemonkiaiyo​:

a little slow, it took lemon an extra half second to realize he had caused her to spill coffee on her shirt and his smile faded. “oh god, i am so sorry. let me pay to get it clean for you, although…” he paused, glancing down at his own shirt. “i feel you there. i’ve got one right here from this morning.” he flashed her a sympathetic grin. he laughed at her comment, stuffing his hands into his pockets. “tarzan? it’s because of the hair, isn’t it?” he asked, before looking up at the fire escape he had just jumped from. “up there. it’s considerably faster then going out the main door and all the way around the block. not that i really have anywhere to be.”

“Oh no-” Chloe waved off his offer as she shook her head, “I’m serious, this happens all the time, even without you falling out of the sky I was sure to have spilled it on me somehow.” She laughed as he showed off his own coffee battle wound. “The hair, the jumping from tall structures, it just kind of fit. I get how it would be faster for sure, but it’s a lot more riskier isn’t? I mean you really have to plan the landing out perfectly to pull it off right? If I tried I’d probablystill be flattened out on the ground.

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claudiafernandez96​:

Claudia sat outside of the coffee shop, procrastinating leaving to get on the train to head to class. She was seriously debating just skipping class today. She would if she didn’t have to get to the studio anyway to finish her final projects for class. She hated the idea of her favorite hobby being homework. It was why she was so hesitant to go back to school for her art degree in the first place. She liked being able to make whatever she wanted whenever she wanted. Her Etsy shop was doing well and her art was already being featured at the art gallery in Kingsboro, but there was something about having an unfinished degree that just didn’t sit right with her. She knew that her parents would want her to finish, and school was one of the only things that was keeping her on track. And keeping her away from using. She still had a problem, but school was a rather welcomed distraction from the constant need to have a stimulant up her nose. She took her ear buds out of one of her ears when she heard the other woman begin to speak to her. “Can you explain that further?” She grinned, laughing at the ridiculous comment. 

When the other laughed at her comment Chloe hoped it was a good laugh rather than a laugh at her, either way she was happy to continue on. “So, the coconuts I’m sure have something to do with how high up they are in trees, if one falls the velocity it picked up would be incredible and could be fatal if it hits someone’s head on the way down. As for cows I heard they have a habit of falling over on people, but that one I’m not sure about.” Shrugging Chloe then finished her thought, “anyway, you compare that to sharks who rarely attack, and if they do it’s not usually fatal, after all they’re not known to go after humans, its normally just a mix up.” Chloe nodded before taking a sip of her to go coffee hoping that she didn’t just freak this other person out with her long winded explanation.

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clayolivers​:

candy crush had easily become an addiction.  a way to quiet the intrusive thoughts that enjoy worming their way into his mind at inopportune times. the last thing that needed to happen was a grown man bursting into tears in public because his emotions were screwed. thumb slides across the screen of his phone, matching the candies and silently pumping a fist into the air whenever he won a round. the bench had been occupied by another for awhile now,  but it escaped the musician’s notice.  nothing could break his concentration now, except perhaps random unusual facts.  gaze lifts from the screen in order to land onto the other. kingsboro wasn’t that big, right, but he could swear that he’s never seen her around before.  “damn, really?” the phone is tucked into the back pocket of ripped black jeans, while tall frame angles towards her.  “i always thought sharks got a bad rep. i mean dudes are just trying to live their life. the ocean is big enough for all fish. ok, my turn to come up with a fun fact. uh…”  fingers tap on his knee as he tries to think back to his high school days where he sort of learned things.  “did you know that snakes can help predict earthquakes? pretty bad ass.” 

It worked? Chloe honestly thought the other would just pretend not to hear her, being ignored was nothing knew to Chloe. “You know- I’m not really sure, if I were to guess though it’s probably because a coconut falling from the top of a tree would pick up pretty great velocity and therefore hitting someone in the head could be fatal” it was Chloe’s best guess as to why coconuts killed more humans than sharks. “As for the cows, I’m not entirely certain, but I did hear something about them falling over on people.” Even better then showing interest the person beside her even given her a new fact, “really” her eyebrow raised in interest, “I know animals have a heightened sense when it comes to storms, like tsunamis for example, many animals have signaled them due to them disappearing from lower land. Snakes and earthquakes though, that’s a new one, do you know what they do to signal an earthquake?”

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it has been weird being back home, under her parents roof with her parents rules hanging over her head once more. due to the change chloe often got out of the house nay chance she could get. whether it was walks, going to visit the dogs at the shelter, browsing bookstores or getting free samples at the local bakery chloe was happy to be out of the house. the only thing she craved was socialization, specifically with people her own age. most of her high school friends had moved away and her sisters only came to visit here and there leaving chloe on her own or surrounded by middle aged, middle class friends of her parents. sitting on a bench outside of a shop chloe tried to find the right ice breaker to start up a conversation with the person beside her, they looked about her age, “did you know coconuts and cows are more responsible for the death of humans each year than sharks?” and that’s what she settled on, chloe was now realizing why she didn’t have that many people her own age to talk to.

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siennaxrowle​:

“Look, could you please just hurry up with my order? I’ve been waiting for what feels like half an hour when all I wanted were some fries,” she snapped at the server, before catching herself and letting out a sigh as she massaged her forehead.

“Fuck, I’m sorry, I’m just really not in a great mood right now and want to leave before anyone finds out that I’m not at home. Here-” she reaches into her purse and pulls out a rather large bill and hands it to the person that looked to be on the verge of tears, “Please, don’t worry about the change. I shouldn’t have spoken like that. Just bring out my order whenever it’s ready. I’m so so sorry about it.”

she couldn’t help but look up at the small outburst occurring at the counter, chloe having worked many a job that dealt with customers like this girl knew it was never meant to be directed at the employee, but they usually got the brunt of whatever anger was boiling beneath. “hey-” chloe said softly when the other calmed down, “listen, I just got my order and i’m not in a hurry or anything, so- you’re more than welcome to take these, and I’ll wait for yours and just take those.” chloe shrugged, “we both get fries but you get yours a bit earlier, if it helps.”

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xo-chasity​:

“Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be royalty?” Chasity asked, raising an eyebrow. “Do you think it would be similar to being famous? I know that being royal means you are famous, but I’m sure they’re different in a lot of aspects too, right?” Chasity knew what it was like to be famous. She had been pretty popular on YouTube for years now, but she also watched her brother sky rocket to fame and only hoped that she could one day reach the same levels her brother had. “I think it’d be fun. But mostly to dress up in the fancy dresses and the crowns.”

looking to her right and then to her left and realizing there was no one else in the coffee shop chloe could only assume the other was talking to her. the girl looked familiar, though chloe couldn’t put her finger on it, she just hoped it wasn’t one of those situations where chloe simply forgot the other’s name, face and where they had met. “uh...” she pondered the girl’s question none the less. “i can’t say i’ve thought about it too often, but i feel as though you’d be famous, i mean think of prince harry and prince william and princess kate and megan. right? they’re pretty famous.” shrugging chloe lifted her cup to her lips, “i guess the dresses and stuff would be fun but i don’t think i’d take well to fame.”

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lemonkiaiyo​:

the jump from the fire escape down to the sidewalk was not a far one, and certainly not the longest jump he’s ever made, but he didn’t quite realize how close the person walking below was going to be to his landing stop. he had already made the leap, jumping the metal rail as if it were nothing, when he noticed the person underneath. “heads up!” he called out, only falling for a moment before his feet connected with the pavement with a dull thud. he responded with a slight grunt at the impact, stumbling slightly to catch his balance. “sorry about that, didn’t see you there until it was too late.” he flashed his almost-victim a lopsided grin as he stepped to the side, out of the middle of the sidewalk.

it was as if the boy had fallen from the sky, despite the warning, chloe was too distracted by getting the carton of coffees back to the office. a small shriek left her lips as he landed in front of her, coffee splashing through the lids and on to her shirt. “it’s okay” she said as she gave him a small smile, at least he apologized. “coffee stains have honestly become a permanent accessory to my outfits anyway” shrugging the blond made note of which coffee spilled and to not give that one to gisele, with the tight pony tail. looking up to where the other seemed to fall out of the sky chloe raised an eyebrow, ‘where did you even come from tarzan?”

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FULL NAME: Chloe Sheridan Webster   NICKNAMES: Chlo but only by those close to her AGE: 25  SEXUAL ORIENTATION: heterosexual, i could see her being bicurious though  DATE OF BIRTH: may 31st 1995 ZODIAC SIGN: gemini  PLACE OF BIRTH: kingsboro, new york RESIDENCE: south kingsboro, new york EDUCATION: university of buffalo, general studies OCCUPATION: receptionist 

Bubbly, blonde and bright, Chloe would have to have it all? Not when you’re stuck between Clara and Camile Webster. The older of the trio went through school as prom queen, captain of the cheer squad, student body president and still managed to keep straight As. As for Camile, straight As were just the beginning, she was also captain of the debate team, head of model UN and won every single science fair she ever entered. Then there’s Chloe. She wasn’t bad at school but she didn’t get straight As. She was too clumsy for cheer squad and sports and nowhere near sociable enough for prom queen or student body president. She tried her hand at debate and science but her arguments never held up and her experiments always exploded. Chloe never even found her footing in college, graduating still undecided with a degree in general studies Chloe picked up a job at a bank working as a teller.

While she worked as a teller Chloe lived with her boyfriend and figured this was about as good as life was going to get. It wasn’t like she wasn’t happy she just always thought life would be a bit more than a small apartment, a crumby job and a boyfriend who was allergic to both dogs and cats. In a twist of fate Chloe lost her job and after coming home early she then proceeded to walk in on her boyfriend in their bed with another girl. And that’s how she ended up here, back home with her parents, in her high school bed room, working as a receptionist in her dad’s office wondering when things will finally go her way.