it doesnt matter

what were you thinking

[sixthshard]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

[meatpower]

Where is the I’m alone nobody care me monkey

[marijuanitopayasito-deactivated]

[meatpower]

i’m so fucking sad right now. why is he still alone doesnt anyone fucking care him

[wormdad]

[meatpower]

[ruinedchildhood]

[omegaverse]

scooby: raggy! shaggy: like, what is it scoob? scooby: *starts shitting on the sidewalk* shaggy:

[judinyotaco]

please delete this im trying not to fucking cry in public

[frogmp3]

fuck iron supplements i’m bout to just start eating staples

[albeeno-rheeno78]

What if your allergic to fruit?

[frogmp3]

man what… i said staples

[la-laborista-republiko]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[klubbhead]

Innocent kid dies

Oompa Loompas:

[stereofeathers]

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

[stereofeathers]

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

[memewhore]

[sapphiction-deactivated20220407]

WHY AM I FUCKING ROARING WITH LAUGHTER AT THIS

[countrytoads]

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

[countrytoads]

you see what i mean

[creepsandcrawlers]

they know everything but it all cancels out

[la-laborista-republiko]

[sosuperawesome]

Doodlelotl on Inprnt

[argumate]

there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.

[physticuffs]

me: can i take this exam…a different time? prof: sure me, crying on the inside from the effort of asking: thanks!

[nonananana]

paddington scribble.

[justsomeantifas]

the cocaine addicted wealthy elite: i don’t think poor people who smoke weed should get food card money.