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6. Boss { ssacampbell}
"Uh— I called you the boss?"
"—-I've only been working here for a month and I'm the boss? That's one hell of a promotion."
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"—-Sorry, what did you say?"
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"Typically, pacing helps. It makes you look smarter than you already are and you’ll be forcing movement to keep you awake."
"You'd be surprised at how easily I can fall asleep. I'd probably be pacing one minute, and then passed out on the ground the next."
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"Great, the coffee machine chooses today to break. How am I supposed to stay awake during this case?"
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so it's been like 3 months but i really wanted to come back bc the new season of criminal minds has got me motivated af so i'm gonna post a starter in a little bit and probably change my url
"Exactly why you want me to have coffee before we go into that briefing.” Phoenix groaned. “The BAU already keeps me from sleeping, and now they’re going to take away the only thing that keeps me awake during these cases?” Phoenix loved his job, but he he had to admit that the long hours and lack of sleep were starting to get to him a little bit—and he may or may not have had a growing caffeine addiction.
Chloe rolled her eyes; classic Phoenix. "We're all running out of steam here, trust me." She gave her co-worker's shoulder a squeeze. "Pop a few Advils for your headache and try to stay awake during the briefing. Hopefully the plane has coffee. If not, Hotch owes all of us." Chloe assured him, although she herself doubted that she'd be able to function on this case without a cup or two.
"Matthew Baleman, you have less than a minute to open the door." Chloe shouted as she knocked on the door one more time.
"—-I have a few questions for you."
"The point? You should let me buy you a drink."
"Yeah —- no thank you, Matthew. Not while you're suspected of murdering three women. I just let you out of custody, don't make me regret it."
"As far back as 66 AD dental records have been used for identification. Of course, in the legend Agrippina, Nero’s mother, used simple visual identification for her marks, but even Paul Revere identified war casualties by dental records. My point is that 93% of bodies are identified by forensic odontology. So if this killer is removing their teeth, it’s either some sort of trophy the unsub wants to keep for himself due to some strange obsession, perhaps from childhood, or he’s smart enough to know he’s delaying our ID of the body."
"It has to be because he's smart enough. Besides, if he's burning these victims after killing them, he's already stripping them of their identity. This is a game to him. He knows that he's making this harder for us and he's enjoying it. The question is what he does with the teeth post-removal. I mean, it's got to be extremely hard to knock or pry out every single tooth, he's gotta be doing something with them."
“Hours? Should I be worried? I hope that they didn’t say anything too embarrassing. They were great partners and are good friends.
—- So, how are you liking working with the team?”
"Oh, well—it wasn't life-ruining embarrassing, but they did show me your high school yearbook photos. Other than that, they've mostly just told me stories of your heroism."
Chloe smiled, "It's been pretty hectic to say the least, but they're all such amazing people. I'm learning a lot from them."
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someone tell me why i decided to take 2 ib classes omg all this homework makes me want to punch myself in the face
Phoenix groaned. “No!” he exclaimed, the disappointment evident in his face. "I need my coffee, Chloe, there is no other option here.” Phoenix looked at the packet she was holding up as he considered it for a moment, but then he shook his head. “Nah, man, I wouldn’t touch that with a ten-foot-pole.” Phoenix continued rifling through the cabinets. "Are you sure there’s no coffee here?”
"Trust me, Phoenix, I'm well aware." Chloe smirked. "I've seen you without caffeine in your system and it is not pretty." She tossed the packet of coffee into the trash can, assuming that it was old and not of use anymore. "Well, either we haven't looked hard enough or the BAU is just too cheap to supply us with more coffee grounds. I'd suggest going Starbucks, but we're probably going to get briefed soon."
"Clooney’s sick." Derek groaned. "Neighbor kid probably wont clean up the puke so I have that to look forward to when I get home."
"—Oh, I'm sorry Morgan." Chloe sighed, giving his shoulder a squeeze. "Have you taken him to the vet?"
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You guys are all so wonderful, both muses and muns. The muns play their characters so well, and even though I’ve only interacted with a few of you, I still enjoy seeing your interactions with other people. I hope to get to know all of you better and get the chance to write with you at some point in time. Keep on doing what you’re doing!
prentxss, demoratia, henrylamxntagne omg i am so happy i am not alonE CLOWNS ARE SO SCARY I LITERALLY JUMP EVERY TIME I SEE THEM.
cloWNS DONT EVEN SCARE ME BUT THAT ONE WITH ITS PASTY ASS FACE AND FANGS GAVE ME AN ANEURISM