Banana Pancakes

Hi there! I don't really know what I'm doing in here. I'm pretty sure this "blog" would just be full of random things in my life -- things that make me laugh, things that make me cry, people whom I love, my everyday experiences and so on and so forth. ...

[chocobananana]

loneliness will always prevail

[izzetheking]

i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

[chocobananana]

"To the Girl who works at Starbucks down the street from my house on Del Mar Heights Road; I swear to God, I'm not a stalker."

I should really be studying right now but.....

[chocobananana]

this is a post

[israelmekaniko]

BREAK-UP LINES

"Mahal kita. Pero mahal ko din siya."

"Alam mo ba number ni Kuya Kim? Itatanong ko lang sana kung anong klaseng hayop yung may dalawang puso."

"I just realized that i don’t want to be attached." 

"Isa kang malanding stapler!" 

”You’re too good for me.”

"Alam ko. Dahil demonyo ka. Demonyo! Magtropa tropa chill chill kayo ni Satanas! Kasalanan ko pa ngayon kung bakit mabuti ako?" 

”I need to find myself on my own“.

Eto cellphone ko, may GPS yan ha. Go find yourself. 

“Hindi pa pala ako ready.”

So anong gusto mong palabasin, nag OJT ka lang ganon? 300 hrs training? 

“It’s not you, it’s me.”

Oo na. It’s not me. It’s your face. Matagal ko ng alam yun 

"Mahal ko pa rin ang ex ko. Sorry."

"Naks. Ume-ex. Pogi natin ah."

"You deserve someone better."

Alam ko yun. Pero sinabi ko bang gusto ko ng better? Marunong ka pa eh no? 

"I need space."

At si Space pala yung pinalit mo sakin. Mga hayoooop!”

"We’re too different from each other."

"I know right. Tao ako. Dinosaur ka." 

"Break na tayo!"

"Tara. Gutom na din ako."

"Kung tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end di ba?"

"Ending pala hanap mo ha. *sabay tusok ng bolpen sa throat niya*

“We’re not growing anymore.”

Nakikita mo ba yung garden na yan? Dito kita ibabaon para maggrow ka.”

[chocobananana]

People who are making hasty generalizations about fraternity men and sorority girls just because of this issue are frustrating. Huwag niyo po kasing lahatin please. 

[israelmekaniko]

TIPS KUNG PAANO LUMANDI WITH DIGNITY

Kapag makikipagchat, wag masyadong magkwento tungkol sa sarili. Wala siyang pakialam sa patay na kuko mo. Magtanong ng kahit ano tungkol sa kanya para mapahaba ang usapan.

Para kang double-dead na zombie kapag walang emoticons sa mga chat mo. Iba ang dating ng, “musta araw mo” sa “musta araw mo? ;)” 

Kapag nag “uy!!” siya, utang na loob, wag mong sasagutin ng “uy!!” din. Ang boring mong kausap sa part na yun.

Purihin mo siya. Hindi yung nakataas ang kamay tapos maghahaleluyah ka sa harap niya. Icompliment mo yung mga actions niya kesa sa itsura at looks niya para tamang paandar lang. At some point, mas magiging komportable siya sa’yo.

Limitahan ang pagmemention sa kanya sa twitter lalo na kung hindi masyadong mahalaga. Mahirap magbasa ng interactions. Hindi mo ikabubuntis yan.

Wag mo siyang iaadd sabay sabay sa Wechat, Line, Viber, Bbm at Kakaotalk. Obvious na obvious ang “Art of stalking” mo. Iadd lang siya sa madalas niyang gamitin. 

Kapag nilike mo na yung picture, wag ng magcomment ng “<3” lalo na kung ang maximum likers lang niya sa instagram ay 11 lang. Mapapansin ka na niya nun. 

Iwasang magcomment ng “Bakit ang cute mo? <3”. Itanong mo na lang sa nanay niya dahil hindi niya din alam ang sagot dun. Malupit lupit na pandededma lang ang aabutin mo.

Kapag binigay niya ang number niya, pigilan ang sarili na itext siya agad agad. Maglaan ng 1 day para sa matinding soul-searching para pa-mysterious effect ng konti.

Siguraduhing update ka sa mga tweets at FB status niya para kung sakaling madepress siya, attack na agad friend!!!! Yan na yung dynamic portal para umepal sa buhay niya.

Iwasang tititigan ng matagal ang picture niya habang nakikipagchat. Baka “kainin mo ako” ang maitype mo sa halip na “Kumain ka na” Matutong magpigil ng hormones. Pigain muna ang panty.

Idaan sa humor. Kahit gaano ka kaganda/kagwapo, kung saksakan ka naman ng boring kausap hindi mo malalandi ang taong gusto mo.

[chocobananana]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sammehvi]

[chocobananana]

how can this guy be so gorg can somebody please explain :(

[dongwoon]

[itslarsyouguys]

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

[featuringmuch]

oh god

[austincarl1le]

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

[moarrrmagazine]

Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy

[kushandwizdom]

[words-of-emotion]

Good Vibes HERE

[jesusandcoffee]

[mystiqeued]

queued

[nevver]

[chocobananana]

A show of hands

[hereislight]

COMPLIMENTS THAT AREN’T ABOUT PHYSICAL APPEARANCE 1) You’re empowering. 2) I like your voice. 3) You’re strong. 4) I think your ideas/beliefs matter. 5) I’m so happy you exist. 6) More people should be listening to what you have to say. 7) You’re a very warm hearted person. 8) It’s nice seeing such kindness. 9) You’re very down to earth. 10) You have a beautiful soul. 11) You inspire me to become a better person. 12) Our conversations bring me a lot of joy. 13) It’s good to see someone care so much. 14) You’re so understanding. 15) You matter a lot to me. 16) You’re important even if you don’t think so. 17) You’re intelligent. 18) Your passion is contagious. 19) Your confidence is refreshing. 20) You restore my faith in humanity. 21) You’re great at being creative. 22) You’re so talented at ____. 23) I don’t get tired of you the way I get tired of other people. 24) You have great taste in ___. 25) I’m happy I stayed alive long enough to meet you. 26) I wish more people were like you. 27) You’re so good at loving people. 28) You make me feel so alive.

3:29 p.m. feel free to add to this!  (via expresswithsilence)

[chocobananana]

omg freshie registration tomorroooow. hahahaha i'd be hearing a lot of "miss saan po yung OUR/Vinzons/College of Science?" na naman yaaaaay!! or nooooo sana walang tumigil na sasakyan sa tabi ko tapos magtatanong for directions hahahaha ummm liko po kayo dun tapos diretso tapos left tapos right tapos left ulit hahahahahaha

goodluck freshies stay with your parents sana di kayo mawala well masayang mawala hahahaha

lalalala sabaw na naman ako because yes huhuhuhu wasn't able to sleep falalalalalalalalala

[words-of-emotion]